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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 1:21am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 3:31am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 11:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 4:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 24 @ 9:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19 @ 1:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 23 @ 3:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:44pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:49am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:40pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:52pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:09am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:28am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 11:22pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 2:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 11:17pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:08pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 4:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 4:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 4:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 1:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 8:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:40pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:40pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 3:27am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked May 4 @ 3:29pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:40pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 1:45am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 3:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 11:26pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 12:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 3:31am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 9:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked May 4 @ 11:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked May 24 @ 11:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 1:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 23 @ 6:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 5:34am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 12:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:32am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:26pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:55pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 2:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:14am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 7:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 1:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 12:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 9:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 1:01am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 6:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 8:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 2:26am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked May 3 @ 11:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:33pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked May 29 @ 1:05am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 4:32pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20 @ 9:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 12:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:00pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 27 @ 6:28pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked May 26 @ 12:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked May 26 @ 12:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:56am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:31pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 3:10am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked May 11 @ 1:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked May 22 @ 8:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:22am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 27 @ 6:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:37am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:15pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 27 @ 6:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:28pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:01pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:02am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked May 30 @ 8:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 11:50am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Apr 24 @ 9:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 26 @ 3:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:03am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:31am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 26 @ 3:57am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 28 @ 8:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:19pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 2:25am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:27pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked May 20 @ 9:28pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:36pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 23 @ 6:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:33am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:36am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:14pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 27 @ 6:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28 @ 4:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28 @ 6:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:45pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 12:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 2:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 11:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked May 24 @ 11:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:09am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 1:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 1:41am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked May 20 @ 9:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 26 @ 3:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 3:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 1 @ 12:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 27 @ 5:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 26 @ 11:57pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 27 @ 11:32am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 27 @ 7:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:29pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:20pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:31pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 29 @ 10:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 4:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 31 @ 3:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 7:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 26 @ 3:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 27 @ 11:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:13pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked May 29 @ 10:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:54am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28 @ 11:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 22 @ 8:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 23 @ 6:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24 @ 11:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27 @ 5:45pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 22 @ 8:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 24 @ 10:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 30 @ 6:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 27 @ 6:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:26pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 29 @ 7:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 29 @ 10:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 30 @ 6:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:10pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked May 4 @ 11:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 5:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 3:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 11:44pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked May 28 @ 8:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30 @ 8:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:26pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 29 @ 7:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 29 @ 10:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:56am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked May 30 @ 6:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:04pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:11am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 2:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 31 @ 3:48pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 14 @ 10:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 12:18pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked May 22 @ 8:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 27 @ 7:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:30pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 4:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:04am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked May 29 @ 10:07pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 29 @ 7:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:24pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:53am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:25am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 4:04pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:02pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 31 @ 2:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 31 @ 5:05pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 26 @ 1:03am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 27 @ 7:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 11:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:36am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:36am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 31 @ 3:30pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:17am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 3:36pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 12:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 3:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:29am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 7:27am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 11:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:49am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:27am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:49pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 5:28pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:45pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked May 23 @ 3:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 25 @ 3:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:16pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 29 @ 8:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:29pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:33pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 4:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:56am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 9:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:24am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 27 @ 8:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 29 @ 7:52pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:50am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 3:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 31 @ 9:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 31 @ 3:47pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:22am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 4:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 9:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 7:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 2:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:37pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 3:47pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 4:26pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 1:09am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 28 @ 4:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 31 @ 5:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:03am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:30pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 4:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 4:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:46pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:21am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 11:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 22 @ 12:52pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:48pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 4:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:30pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 11:41am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 7:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:02pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked May 30 @ 12:50am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:46am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 6:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 30 @ 11:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked May 30 @ 7:13pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:29pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 3:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 11:40pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 27 @ 11:31am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:27pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 30 @ 8:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:14am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 7:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 11:33am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19 @ 9:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:51am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:49pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 31 @ 5:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 31 @ 5:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 5:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 5:28pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 10:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:40am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 17 @ 11:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 17 @ 11:33pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 28 @ 5:30pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 22 @ 2:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 1:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 3:16am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 7:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 25 @ 6:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:00pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 24 @ 12:19pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 29 @ 1:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 30 @ 8:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 31 @ 1:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:14am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:29am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 7:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:34pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 31 @ 12:51am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 5:29pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 6:13pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 6:13pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 6:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:22am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 1:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 5:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:40am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 17 @ 11:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 28 @ 12:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 28 @ 10:29pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked