I am a typical 19 year old. I'm also highly socially awkward like most steam users. I live with my parents. Turns out I have a total crush on my sister get raging hardons when she's near. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. when my sister comes into the living room wearing barely anything.
I got so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.
She sits next to me. Out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand.
I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. I begin groping her boobs, she pulls away and says she can't. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands.
She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way.
"I need about tree fiddy."
Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!

I m an old man from way back when. From Texas. From what I recall, it was about 0%. **** tasted like water. Whats wrong with you young whippersnappers that you are all worried about alcohol percentages! Don t be a little *****! Just drink that ****! Its the water of life!