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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 9:16am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 9:25am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 9:27am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 10:29am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 11:01am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 11:42am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 11:42am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 11:44am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 12:17pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 12:25pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 12:36pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:04pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:04pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:59pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 5:50am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 8:09am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 8:01am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 8:15am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 5:19am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 5:28am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 9:04am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 9:13am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 9:32am

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 10:21am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 9:24am

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 10:21am

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 10:23am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 9:56am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 10:19am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 4:55pm

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:04pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 7:52am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:13pm

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:20pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2015 @ 6:20pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2015 @ 9:13am



Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.