doorway sniffer

I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.