Top medic on the team, but never with his own squad.

Bro thinks he's s1mple with 12 kills and a dream 💀
Walks into B site like it's his bedroom, gets flashbanged by his own teammate, and still asks "where was the team?" 🤡
You're not clutching 1v5, you're rehearsing your death animation.
AWP? More like Always Whiffing Pathetically.
You peek mid like it owes you money and leave like you paid in blood.
CS2 servers lag less than your decision-making.
Bro out here throwing smokes like it's performance art 🎨
Keyboard got more panic than a horror movie soundtrack.
Every time you queue, VALVE calls a therapist.
Retire before the next round starts, king 👑

great mate

+rep cool under pressure

USP god

nice moves