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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 7:05am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 8:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 5:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:16am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:00am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 3:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2 @ 5:54am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 4:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 2:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:20am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:54am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:12am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 3:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 6:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 10:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 5:51am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 2:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:17am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:24am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:21am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:20am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:06am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:13am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 5:37am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 7:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:20am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:33am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 10:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:28am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:36am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 10:21am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 10:13am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Mar 17 @ 7:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 5:14am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 10:34am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 3:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 9:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 11:41am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 3:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 11:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked May 1 @ 9:15am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 7:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:26am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:32am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 14 @ 8:32am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 9:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 10:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 8:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 9:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked May 6 @ 7:07am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 10:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 7:07am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 4:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 2:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:45am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 4:40am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:15am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 17 @ 12:43pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 8:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 12:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 3 @ 12:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 4 @ 4:45pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:23pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:37pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:14pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:32pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 12:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 4:38am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8 @ 10:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:49pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:31pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 7:37am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:52pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:53pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:44pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:20pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 7:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:00am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 8 @ 9:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 8 @ 10:09am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 9:18am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 2:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:52am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:14am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 5:19am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 4:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:00pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:03am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked May 2 @ 10:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 3:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:51am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:51am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 8:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8 @ 12:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:52am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:31am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:12am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:09am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 11:18am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 6:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 4:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked May 5 @ 4:20am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 7:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 9:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 9:34am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 6 @ 3:51pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 8:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 18 @ 10:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 5:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:16pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:43pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:17pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:53pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 7:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:15pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:12am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:10pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:41pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:07pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:41am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:06pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5 @ 5:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 7:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 1:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:44pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:13pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:02am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 4 @ 10:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 7 @ 6:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:27pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 4:48pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 11:01am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 7:55am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2023 @ 7:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:55am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked May 29 @ 4:50pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:44pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:23pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:02pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:43pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:19pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:16pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:33pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:20am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 11:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 9:47am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 7 @ 7:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:07am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:43pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:52pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:52pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:10pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:19pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:35am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:53am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:36am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 2:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:01am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:01am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:16am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:41am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 19 @ 12:10am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:16pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:54pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:37am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:49am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 10:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:45am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:23am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:21pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:02pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:39am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:19am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:18am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 6:52am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:22am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11 @ 6:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:47pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11 @ 7:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 28 @ 7:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 8:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 26 @ 5:28am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked May 26 @ 10:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:42am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:41am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21 @ 7:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:03pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:02am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19 @ 12:59am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 7:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:05am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:14am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:07am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 11 @ 5:34am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 5:30am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 8 @ 1:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:13am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:15am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11 @ 1:12pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 31 @ 5:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:55pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:17am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 9 @ 11:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:57am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11 @ 9:00am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:20am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Mar 18 @ 11:54am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 7:04am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 8 @ 5:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 8:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:02am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:02am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 11 @ 5:09am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 19 @ 2:34pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:21am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:13am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:17am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:05pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 11 @ 6:14pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 19 @ 2:34pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 21 @ 1:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18 @ 10:41am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26 @ 10:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 10 @ 5:22am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 11 @ 6:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:49am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 11 @ 9:37am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 6 @ 7:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 3 @ 1:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 23 @ 4:36pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:28pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:22pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 6:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 4:37am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 3:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 18 @ 11:48pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:41am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 10 @ 8:14am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 10 @ 9:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 10 @ 10:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:48am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 10 @ 12:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 7:41pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 11 @ 6:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 20 @ 4:57am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 31 @ 5:46am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 8 @ 6:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8 @ 7:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:06pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 19 @ 2:34pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked