* if IF = THEN, then THEN = ELSE else ELSE = IF
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* When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
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* If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

* Which witch snitched the snitch witch? or did the snitch witch snitch the witch? If the snitch witch snitched the witch, then which witch did the snitch witch snitch?
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* I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought, had been the thought i thought, I wouldn't be have thought I thought
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* I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am
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* I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I? You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
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* Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie, why can't I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie?
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* How many ducks could a duck duct-tape, if a duck could duct-tape ducks?
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* Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a board bill. The bill board bored Bill so Bll sold the billboard to pay for the board bill
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* Deer, deer oh dear, oh dear. your career as a deer is over here
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* I can't believe that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is actually a butter that I can't believe is not butter.
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* How many tow trucks could a tow truck tow if a tow truck could to tow a tow trucks?
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* Two tried and true tied (repeat)
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Mr. Knott and Mr Watt on the phone

W : Hello?
K : Who's calling?
W : Watt.
K : What's your name?
W : Watt's my name.
K : Yes, what is your name?
W : My name is John Watt.
K : John what?
W : Yes.
K : ... I'll call you this afternoon.
W : allright, you are Jones right?
K : No, im Knott.
W : Will you tell me your name, then?
K : Will Knott.
W : Why not?
K : My name is Knott.
W : Not what?
K : Not Watt. Knott.
W : What?