Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• gammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot
• dronk water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

Clash Royale is a popular mobile strategy game in which two real players fight against each other to win the game. Each player starts with a King Tower and two Princess Towers, and the goal of the game is to destroy your opponent's King Tower while protecting your own towers.

On September 11, 2001, a battle occurred between George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden. Osama was more skilled and experienced than George at the time, so the battle may be in his favour. Osama Bin Laden quickly charged up his elixir bar to send a giant attack using two baby dragons to go flying at full acceleration into the two princess towers. The explosion was so huge that both players were eliminated and the game concluded in a draw.

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