Последние обзоры devilzlettuce

could use some work but fun game

gorgeous gorgeous girls play little nightmares 2

boring and repetitive filled to the brim with incels hogging the voice chat harassing girls and children

This game is hilariously bad. Disney pretty shamelessly released this poorly made game for $25 with no intent of it being the slightest bit put together . Not sure who the intended audience is considering the game is so restlessly hard to navigate, making it difficult to figure out what the hell is going on. Characters look like they are having aneurysms when they're talking to you. Even when the graphics are at it's highest, I feel like each and every character is judging me due to the lack of emotion in their faces 99% of the time. This makes game play pretty funny, ESPECIALLY with the graphics at its lowest. Each attraction/ride has a mini game attached to it, which are all eerily the same format: use WASD to move around, avoid objects, whatever. Wouldn't be such a big deal if they didn't go on for like six hours each. All of the games and tasks are the same boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that might as well be like... running errands for your mom.... That's how engaging they are. Or perhaps running errands would be more fun after all, at least there's some imagination in it. Which is hilarious considering this game is made by Disney who claim to be the most imaginative people around. However, their game has as much creativity as someone rubbing sandpaper on their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You have a game with like 50 Disney characters and all they do is stand around ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at you and somehow manage to be even more out of character. The voice acting is SO bad, I think my 2 year old niece could've done a better job voicing these characters. The absolute BEST part about this game though? The vigorous pushing of capitalism for the 9 year olds who are playing to see their favorite Disney princesses. As if a living vessel for the Walt Disney demon to inhabit, the touristy NPC's walking aimlessly around Disneyland sure have a lot to say about the amazing, poorly rendered, Disneyland theme park! These NPCs will go from talking about meeting Woody to, "Mommy is going to buy me some Mickey Mouse ears!" and "I don't wanna leave I wanna stay here FOREVER". These walking, bumbling, idiotic white families will constantly be getting in your way, just casually talking about how they wanna live in Disneyland for the rest of their middle class lives. Nothing says "my game has a great fan base" like having its entire community tab being entirely made up of pixelated mom asses. I'd suggest this game for someone who has given up on their hopes and dreams, just as the team did whilst making this game. For a company who sucks others' creativity to make a pretty penny, they sure did lack the imagination to make a decent game! 0/10. Please don't buy this game.