Die Harder
Matt
Bighead Burton
Fingers
Homeskillet
Big Baby Burton
Burt the Billowy Bear
Curtis
Blackstar
Chocolate Columbo
Magic Head
Spellmaster
SuperSmeller/ SuperSniffer
Slicks
Peter Panic
Gus T.T. Showbiz (The Extra T is for Extra Talent)
Ovaltine Jenkins
Schoonie “U-Turn” Singleton
Vernest Lambert Watkins
Bud (from “The Cosby Show”)
Nick Nack
Bruton Gaster
Lavender Gooms
Lemongrass Gogulope
Squirts MacIntosh
Weepy Boy Santos
Stewart Lee
Mc ('tongue clicking sounds') Took
François
Galileo Humpkins
Gus “Silly Pants” Jackson
Fearless Guster
Shmuel Cohen
Methuselah Honeysuckle
Shutterfly Simmons
Paddy Simcox
Chesterfield McMilla
Felicia Fancybottom
Tan
Ernesto Agapito Garces con y a de Abelar
Longbranch Pennywhistle
Scrooge Jones
D’Andre Pride
Hummingbird Saltalamacchia
Wally Ali
Art Vandelay
Dequan “Smallpox” Randolph
Trapezius Milkington
Sterling Cooper
Burton “Oil Can” Guster
Hollabackatcha
Jazz Hands
Gus Brown
John Slade
Detective Miles
Greg
Doughnut Holschtein
Ron Davis
Bob Adams
Harry Munroe
Rich Fingerland
Black Magic
Cheswick
Shawn
Magic Eight Ball Head
Shaggy Buddy Snap
Ghee Buttersnaps aka “The Heater”
The Vault of Secrets
Clementine Woolysocks
Pinky Guscatero
Guts
Ol’ Ironside
Old Iron Stomach
John Jacob Jingley-Schmidt
Santonio Holmes
Deon Richmond
Gurton Buster
Chaz Bono
Chocolate Einstein
MC ClapYoHandz
Sher-Black-Lock
Whittlebury
G-Force
Mellowrush
Crankshaft
Sammy
Joey Bishop
Slick Fingers
Imhotep
Control Alt Delete
The Jackal
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Donut Holestein
Yasmine Bleeth
Lodge Blackman
Jet Blackness
Mission Face
Radio Star (Video will kill him)
Gus Jay Gubta
“Reginald G-String AKA Crowd Pleaser”
Fingers
Cinderella