wocky warrior lore

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool, huh? You think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough. You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck. Aw, look at those arms, your arms look so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute, they look like lil' cigarettes! I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you and then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost you

heh,nice pfp,kid..i c ur girl gamer.i likethat.we need more of the females whoGame in this wold.2 Many Men r in gamig,it is nice to see more female.ah.i see from ur location u r living near 2me.that is cool.anyways.i should explain myself.we were playnig game togther?i forgot witchgame,itwas PUBG?ah.it doe'snt matter.u were rly good atgame?u made team win,i rly admired ur skill.i was follow u around ingame and i thot ur chatarcter was very beutiful.say.i imagine ur very beutiful IRL 2,no?i mean,how couldsuch beutiful character belong to uglyfemale.ah,ha. here ispic of me {LINK REMOVED} oh,whoopsies silly meXD.that has my willy in.ah,my misteak but doe'snt matter,do u like how i look?hope u send back pic,mabye w/sily acident 2..;)anyways.would like2 meet up?i will take to diner.does sound god?ah.hoping u like plan.i am opento Girl Gamer,my freinds say i am niceman and very lade back&they say i amgood sleeper,if u catch my drift..;)anyways.i cant wait 4 diner with u prety.see u there!xx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx