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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 6:29am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:06am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:06am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:11am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:49am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:06am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:59pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:54pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:14am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:43am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 11:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 2:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 11:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:04am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 5:24am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:20am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 4:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 4:48am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 11:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:32am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 5:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:16am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 1:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 5:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:57pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:10pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 11:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 6:05am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 12:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 6:27am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 2:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 10:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:32am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 1:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 1:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 7:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:06am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 8, 2022 @ 11:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:24am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:05am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:16am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:17pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 8:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 10:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 10:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 2:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:19am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 4:00am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 2:56pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:23am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:36am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2022 @ 3:38pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:35am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:39am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 4:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:25am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 6:20am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 3:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 4:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 3:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 2:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:19am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 4:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 2:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 2:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 2:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 12:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 3:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:00am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 3:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 8:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 5:07pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:01am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 2:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:27am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 9:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 10:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:59am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 1:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 4:03am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 11:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 2:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:35am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:39am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 3:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 11:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 6:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:25am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:25am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 6:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 5:03am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 5:49am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 6:21am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 6:21am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 8:54am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:46am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:40pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 11:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 12:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2022 @ 11:27am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:39am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:45am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2023 @ 3:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2022 @ 3:38pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:55am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:28am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 8:44am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 11:06am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:53am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 8:44am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 6:12am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 5:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked May 5, 2022 @ 1:06pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2022 @ 7:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:14am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 10:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 10:53am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2022 @ 2:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:36pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:24am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 1:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 1:23pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 11:50am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 6:13am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 11:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:28am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 8:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 12:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 6:12am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 2:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 11:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked May 5, 2022 @ 1:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 31, 2022 @ 1:47pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 5:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 9:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 10:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 6:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 8:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 5:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 8:46am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 2:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:26am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 8:47am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 9:24am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 9:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 10:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:49am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 14, 2022 @ 9:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 6:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 3:20am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 6:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 4, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2022 @ 11:30am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 9:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 1:59pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 3:34am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:39am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 3:43am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:15am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:21am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 8:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 5, 2022 @ 7:51am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 4:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 5:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 8:47am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked May 10, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2022 @ 9:52am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 3:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 6:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2022 @ 10:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:55pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 2:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 9:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 3, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked May 18, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 10:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 6:30am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 5:47am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 9:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 3:34am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:04am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 4:26am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 9:47am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 4:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 10:52am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 2:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 8:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 5:20am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 6:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 4, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 8:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 11:58am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:09am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:21am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:05am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:34pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2022 @ 7:54am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 11:59am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:34pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 11:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 6:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 11:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:50am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 1:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:41pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 4:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 5:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 3:05pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2022 @ 5:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 8:34am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2022 @ 4:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 5:42am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 1:59pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 10:42am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 7:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:19pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:42pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:41pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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