DarksydePhil (Phillip Burnell), AKA the self-proclaimed "King of Hate" is the living embodiment of everything wrong with todays' gaming in video format and the arch-enemy of /v/ as well as a professional David Brent look-a-like. He also looks like a shaved bear with downs syndrome, but we can't decide which he resembles more.

He's known for being a hypocritical, money-whoring, borderline-retarded, obese, disgusting, misanthropic, piece of ♥♥♥♥ man-child with a fake crippled back who can't play games without being an insufferable ♥♥♥♥, even if his life depended on it. Oh wait, it actually does! But he's not just bad at gaming, he generally fails at everything he does. If Phil tried to do an unboxing video he would probably spend 15 minutes whining about his personal problems while a fire alarm was going off in the background. Oh wait, he did that too! And he even forgot to do any actual unboxing.

If Tom Preston is the king of delusional washout hacks and Chris-Chan is the king of basement-dwelling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, DSP has to be the king of untalented, pathological liar scrubs with USI. Think ZackScott with greater Tourettes, poorer than you, double-standards copyright law interpretation, and using the same inspiring gameplay strategies that your local virgin Youtube teenagers use with their webcams.

No matter how much you think you suck at video games, you will never be as big a scrub as DSP.