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217.1 hrs on record (210.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I think its fair to assume that yes, it is indeed a good game.
Posted January 10, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.5 hrs on record
TRIGGER WARNING: Do you want a game that you can watch your building progress evaporate before your very eyes? Do you want to go over the same areas over and over again till you run out of materials? Do you want the character controls to feel like you're running around on ice? Do you want to run faster than the vehicles provided? Do you want a obvious copy and paste version of Farmers Dynasty but with more bugs and LESS fun? Well look no further, oh boy is this the game for you!

I was going to recommend this game, even with all of its obvious flaws but after giving it another go and almost instantly getting triggered. I wanted to let others know that maybe you should wait a bit for the devs to iron out the bugs.
It does tick a few boxes, it IS very satisfying to watch your workshop etc take shape ( even after spending hours going over the same stuff, especially the greenhouse.. may as well knocked it down and built a new one with amount of materials i used ) but with constant frame rate issues, even on lowest settings, the disappearing materials, getting your tractor and trailer stuck on anything and everything.. it makes me wonder..

Is THIS acceptable?
Posted August 8, 2021.
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23.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
StarBREW valley.. amiright guys? guys?.... *sigh*

Anywho, cool game! thank you Mr Dev dude for not putting energy into the game, nothing like going to sleep at 9am because you've picked up too many sticks. I would like a little more hand holding at the start though, took me 10 minutes to work out how to clean the tables.. supposed to be green, right?

For one Dev this is mighty impressive, worth the price. go have a beer on me! ( from the fridge, obviously )
Posted January 16, 2021.
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2,117.4 hrs on record (1,107.2 hrs at review time)
I think its safe to assume that yes, this is a good game.

*SPOILERS* I really like the bit when the numbers go up.
Posted December 12, 2020.
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0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Well I really wanted to play this, the top down space games are always appealing to me but unfortunately for this one I couldn't even get past the title screen.. after 24 minutes messing around with the resolutions and not finding anything useful in the forums/google and no way to contact the devs and ask for assistance. So yeah, if you want to play this in a tiny window in the top left with writing you'll need a magnifying glass to read and other resolutions that make the mouse just gently drift up or side ways at its leisure, I'd highly recommend this beaut. I know that two chaps made this game and it can't be easy to do what you're doing but seriously, an unplayable game? I don't want a refund, keep it, to try and make a game that actually works.
Posted September 3, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
61.1 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
LOVE this game!! I've only put around 26 hours into this game so far but enjoying it very much. You can tell a lot of effort has go into this. Amazing soundtrack too, who knew 80's music would sound chuffing awesome while flying around! anyway, I highly recommend you check out this game. If you're a fan of elite dangerous but in a pixel, top down, 2D side scrolling sci-fi action game, you'll do just fine!

And for the devs, top job, keep up the excellent work!
Posted May 22, 2018. Last edited May 22, 2018.
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