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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:11am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 11:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:10am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 7:10am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:33am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:57pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 3:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:24am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:24am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:50am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:54pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:21pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:23am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:37am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:24am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 3:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:40am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 5:10pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:54am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 10:19am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:42am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:14am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:52am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 11:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 4:13am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:17am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 2:53am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 5:23pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 10:19am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:26am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 3:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:02am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:47pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:03am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 7:10am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 5:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:26am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:31am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 4:18am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:49pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 3:27pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:42am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 3:58pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:19am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:50am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 1:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 3:50am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:22am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:16am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:13am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:25am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 10:00am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:49am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:53am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:56am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:41pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 10:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 4:12am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:26am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:47am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:38am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 9:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:53am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:00am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 3:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:02am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:26am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 9:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:31am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:07am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 1:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:34am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 9:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:03pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:39am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:21am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:52am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 9:51am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:30am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:11am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:07am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:02am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 6:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 3:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 9:33am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:59am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 12:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 12:34pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 3:53pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 2:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:41am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 10:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:22am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:12am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:01am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:20pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 9:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:54am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:30am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:12am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:04am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:23am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:42am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:12am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:07am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:01am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:24am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:05am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:25pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Mar 13 @ 3:19pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:50am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:23am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:32pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 5:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 10:21am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 1:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:24am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:54am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:03am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:39am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:42am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:15am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:02am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:30am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:57am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:59am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:49am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:07pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:39pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:15pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:25pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:57am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:02pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 1:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:41pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 11:01am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 9:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 9:53am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 19 @ 3:09am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 19 @ 3:09am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 9:33am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 2:35am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Mar 14 @ 5:59pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:34pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:40am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:09am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:47pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 3:52pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:55am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:15am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:35am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:57am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:58am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:44pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:35pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:14am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 5:10am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 8:54am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:01pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:29am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:31am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 4:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 11:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 3:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 9:26am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 3:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:24pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:06am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:17pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 2:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 1:48am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 3:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 4:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 8:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 11:38am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 4:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:36am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:20am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 10:52am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 10:52am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:56am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:40pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 4:21pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jun 19 @ 3:08am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:28am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:55am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:21am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:22pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 1:43pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:37pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 3:03pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 7:02am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:57am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:17pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:23am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 4:45pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 4:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:19am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:49am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:58pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:42am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:43pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 3:20pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 1:54pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 2:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:41pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:54am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 11:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:21am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 11:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 11:49am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 5:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:02am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:02am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:28am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:03pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:06pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 5:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 10:21am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 1:01pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:25am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 5:56am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:27pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:27pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 11:41am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:17am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:17am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:18am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 11:14am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 2:54am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jun 19 @ 3:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:24am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 10:32am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked