Neckbeard the Pirate
Arthur Gonzalez   Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
Computer Setup:
An Idaho potato hooked up to a pair of 9 volt batteries

Knowledgeable, and absent-minded scourge of the snack foods and british merchant ships across all 7 seas

I also say Nigger a lot

Kinda rolls off the tongue, real smooth-like
Currently Online
Fabulous Beast Mar 26 @ 7:28pm 
Clearly my feet smell like roses and sunshine!
Infidel Mar 6 @ 2:57pm 
Skurvy bastard If you don't turn this ship around, We be going to the Bar an gettin was'ed arrrrrr mateyyyy.
Manifest Breastiny Jul 30, 2018 @ 1:19am 
Sweet Mango Chutney Jun 25, 2018 @ 9:13pm 
+rep has a nice butt and lets me touch it :CyberVision::8bitheart:
Pasta Goo Mar 16, 2018 @ 11:46am 
ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
Subutai Jan 6, 2018 @ 2:52am 
Skeet skeet
pop pop
where the white women @?
-George Washington, 1969