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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 8:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 10:17am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 12:57am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 10:55am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 10:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 12:12am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:32pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 12:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:13am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 11:36pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 10:17am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 12:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:35am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 12:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 8:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:39am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 6:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 12:00am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 12:00am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:42am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:43am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 12:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:02am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 10:12am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:45pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 9:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 12:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 12:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 7:35am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 7:16am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 11:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 1:24am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 12:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 11:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 7:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 9:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 10:01am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 7:27am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:35am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 6:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 9:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 7:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:11am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 11:19am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2023 @ 10:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2023 @ 10:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 11:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 11:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:21am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:35am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 10:26am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 11:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 8:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 7:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 11:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:06am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:07am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 10:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 10:21am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 10:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 10:16am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 5:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:12am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 11:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2023 @ 10:20am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:48pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 7:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:27am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 1:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:35am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 9:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 7:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 7:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 3:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:30am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:04pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2023 @ 9:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 11:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 2:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 4:10pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:05am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 8:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 9:05am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 7:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:04pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:49am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 2:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2023 @ 10:19am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:51am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 8:00am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 10:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 9:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 10:31am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 8:42am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 4:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 8:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 11:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 7:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 7:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 10:29am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:37am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 11:55am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 7:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:05am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 10:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 9:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 4:10pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 10:37am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 10:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 9:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 9:26am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:05am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:53am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:00pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 6:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 7:46pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 9:24am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:08am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 2:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 2:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 7:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 9:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 2:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 2:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 9:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:53am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 9:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2023 @ 10:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 7:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 11:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 9:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:36am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 7:08am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 9:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 9:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 7:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 11:11am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:30am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2023 @ 6:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 7:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 7:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 10:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 1:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 6:24pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 11:42am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 7:58pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:53am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 8:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 7:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 10:05pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2023 @ 6:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 5:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:34am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:38am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2023 @ 8:40pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 10:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:50am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:04pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 11:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:55pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 8:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 11:13pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2023 @ 9:42am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 8:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 12:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2023 @ 7:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 9:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 9:37am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 7:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 10:37am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 10:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2023 @ 6:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:52am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 7:29am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 6:34am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 10:59pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2023 @ 9:04am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 9:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:05pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 8:21am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 11:12am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 11:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2023 @ 7:54am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 7:06pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 9:41am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:35am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 8:36pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:48am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 9:26am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:14am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2023 @ 5:34pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 11:54am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 12:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2023 @ 6:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:46pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 9:11pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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