Your profile has been scanned and you’ve officially been flagged by the Never Goon Taskforce for suspicious retention violations, excessive playtime in anime dress-up games, 3AM logins, and a “funny” award on a gif of bouncing VTuber thighs. This behavior is unbecoming of a soldier. As of now, you are being conscripted into the NG Rehabilitation Program. You will report at dawn, sockless, screenless, and ready to repent. Stay sharp. Stay dry. NEVER GOON.

-rep, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed my pet goldfish with a spork