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Daniel Bowling   Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
 
 
I have a confession...

I am extremely attracted to the Hog rider from the hit games Clash of Clans (also abbreviated as CoC 🥵.)🥵.)) and Clash Royale. Every morning I wake up with an extreme boner imagining the rider smashing my balls with his mighty gold-gilded hammer while I ride the hog from behind and scream out "HOG RIDEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"

Every time I think of him and see him, I imagine the hog he's riding is me. It truly does pain me every waking moment of everyday where I realize that I cannot be with the Hog rider. I am nothing without the hog rider 🥺😭😭🥺🥺
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skelly Dec 27, 2017 @ 7:54am 
the cat puked on one of your laptops just fyi
Genesis Valentine May 25, 2009 @ 12:11pm 
Yo gurl i want u 2 be mine 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and dats frum da soul yo