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michael paris Feb 9 @ 9:50am 
this guy is a jerk
playset Jan 20 @ 8:47am 
Water ice salt ayy
[MLT] GAMEPOD 44B1 Dec 18, 2025 @ 11:42am 
boy play that game
michael paris Dec 5, 2025 @ 6:23am 
HornDog
Struggle Music Rockstar Dec 2, 2025 @ 11:05am 
I was seven years old, when I got my first pair
And I stepped outside
And I was like, momma, this air bubble right here
It's gonna make me fly
I hit that court and when I jumped
I jumped, I swear I got so high
I touched the net, mom, I touched the net
This is the best day of my life
Struggle Music Rockstar Nov 23, 2025 @ 2:27pm 
these trenches
michael paris Nov 4, 2025 @ 4:07pm 
Blunt

L

Swisher

Dutch

Backwoods

White Owl

Bleezie

Banana hammock

Fatty

Hog leg

Bat

Stogie

Bomber

Camberwell carrot

Cannon

Doink

Gotti

Rocket

Number

Magic dragon

Left-handed cigarette

Jazz cigarette

Airplane

Yontson

Zol

Doob

Cheech

Phatty

Chopper

Smoke stick

Burner

Log

Chonga

Blazed wrap

Fattie

Chop

Shell

Leaf

Stunt stick

Baptized blunt

Pearl

Amp joint

Atom bomb

Doobie

Bone

Bifter

Spliff (UK/international variant, but also blunt in some regions)

Blunt wrap

Chonk

Blizzy

Chonker

Wood (Backwoods slang)

Dutchie

Philly (reference to Philly Blunt cigars)

Wrap

Smoke log

Stogie stick

Bobo

Boof

Chopper stick
michael paris Oct 28, 2025 @ 3:32am 
cream cheese and jelly on a poppy seed roll with a 16 oz coke
effedupmovies.com Oct 6, 2025 @ 5:30pm 
this is player 1
effedupmovies.com Oct 6, 2025 @ 5:29pm 
dude the legend for being able to solo a crate of cheeseburgers with only 2 dews
michael paris Sep 27, 2025 @ 6:21am 
+rep KING VON FTW!
craig Sep 24, 2025 @ 9:03pm 
halo dalo
effedupmovies.com May 20, 2025 @ 10:13am 
stundy says going to concerts every 2 weeks can add 9 years to your life
Struggle Music Rockstar May 17, 2025 @ 2:04pm 
Only the Survive
basketball Mar 9, 2025 @ 3:53pm 
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OverdoseSomalia Feb 12, 2025 @ 2:41pm 
Its rare you encounter soneone quite like yourself, a cheater marauding as a skilled high level gamer. I wish you a bad afternoon and an even worse night. Thank you for ruining my beloved TF2 lobbies and turning them into slop/Antisemitic/mod/hacking filled Jerk off fests. This isnt your friends houseparty for gods sake this is a great high level exciting game!! You sir have won the A$$HOLE of the year award and the year just f*$@ing started!!!! Im left speechless and Hopeless, valve, please ban this C0ck Sucker!!!
effedupmovies.com Dec 15, 2024 @ 9:25pm 
bro last night was insane bro you are a bottled water demon :tank:
basketball Nov 18, 2024 @ 4:59pm 
buffalo wild wings
basketball Nov 18, 2024 @ 4:58pm 
hello can you hear me
michael paris Nov 2, 2024 @ 3:05am 
hello can you hear me
michael paris Sep 17, 2024 @ 12:36pm 
buffalo wild wings
michael paris Sep 8, 2024 @ 4:35am 
Damn heart break 💔 early that preschool girl done kiss best friend and stole his great story time book 📕 and favorite stuff toy 🧸 time for the gym younger and younger
michael paris Sep 7, 2024 @ 4:13pm 
GTA 5:TEKKEN8_JoystickN:Driving My Batman:YELLOWPUY0:17 Car arid For A Amazing Trick ** #blimp #game #gaming #gamer #gta #gta5 #content
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michael paris Sep 7, 2024 @ 4:11pm 
migueladroverofficial "rest in peace". celebrating nine years of sexlessness,All the time and energy that it takes to be attractive and have sexual relations, I have channeled it into my work and creativity. It is exhausting to have to be sexy and please others all the time. My life has really changed a lot. I am free. I don't need it. I have already had around 6,300 encounters in my life, I know because I counted them. I have to admit that I have only been faithful to myself and I have never repressed my animal extinct. Nowadays, sex seems ordinary and grotesque to me. My work fills me with everything I need including sex:JohnnyJoestar:
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golu Oct 2, 2023 @ 6:36pm 
ur a lowlife parasite to society
Lord Elf Bruyère Sep 2, 2023 @ 5:53pm 
the guy is such a worthless human
Unc Mattural Aug 17, 2023 @ 7:54pm 
thx for the carry
Physically Handicapped Silver Aug 15, 2023 @ 12:50pm 
-REP if this guy is on your team, you will lose. Deranks in a 2 queue with his mentally ill friend Dan: https://steamcommunity.com/id/saggyboy135 Team killing, griefing, and mic spamming.
PeekAce Aug 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm 
hope u have a good 30m of punition :)
Dan Jul 29, 2023 @ 10:34pm 
Everyday, I feel like I'm on the verge of insanity. Mean teachers, my classmates often laughing psychopathically, hallucinations and delirium. At least I have my friends and family.
triscuit Jul 28, 2023 @ 3:02pm 
hey! did u enjoy the ban?>
michael paris Jun 27, 2023 @ 1:40am 
flippin ur cheeks like a burgalury
Dan Jun 26, 2023 @ 8:53pm 
Fans, for the protection of players and fans and in the spirit of good sportsmanship, the National Basketball Association requests that you refrain from throwing any objects at participants or onto the court. Such behavior can cause serious injury and violators will be ejected and subject to arrest. We also remind you that any spectator going onto the court at any time will also be ejected and subject to arrest. We thank you for your cooperation.
craig Jun 25, 2023 @ 5:49pm 
Cs:go,tf2,arma,rust,gmod, thats about it.
Dan Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:45pm 
flippin ur cheeks like a burgalury
michael paris Mar 31, 2023 @ 1:16pm 
Molo On me && Its Houes Scared (By nigel/Nim) so i had too Caulm them doun 💫💫 Wipe her Tear with a molo Sock 💫💫 Molo Molo 💫Molo Molo 💫Molo 💫 Wore molo and i SaicedUpSjolo With The Whole ateam SoloMolo
olgren Nov 30, 2022 @ 8:54am 
ggs great bryan also that launcher throw break is 2
KatsuKing Sep 10, 2022 @ 3:18pm 
Very Nice Bryan
nairemuhtp Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:10pm 
insane bryan my guy
Koldune May 9, 2022 @ 9:32am 
Respect to your Bryan
You do press a lot though
When I was taunted, I was so happy xD
First time to feel it
Thx dude
Reaper Mar 6, 2022 @ 4:47pm 
GGs respect to your Bryan.
Martin Aug 15, 2021 @ 1:29am 
hi mate i heard your the don king of the iron fist tournament 7 (TEKKEN 7 FOR SHORT) and im the new hardass in town so step out or step in my way I WANT YOU IN MY way because im coming for your belt and i will take it. meet me in the alleyway behind 7/11 and we will meet whos fate are destiny to win....
Ugly Ass Penguin Apr 20, 2021 @ 11:49am 
Cool Bryan. GGs
Beck The Last Beatbender Feb 14, 2021 @ 10:18am 
Your Bryan is scary, I NEED to get you in ranked again so that we can have a proper set.
Beck The Last Beatbender Feb 14, 2021 @ 10:18am 
Bruh, the way that you play, I don't know why you are at the rank you are at. You should be higher, I was definitely intimidated. LOL
< blank > Dec 13, 2018 @ 10:01pm 
Pitiful. I would keep my hands up chin down and politely knock both of these goofs out.


KALIFA Jan 14, 2018 @ 6:48pm 
spanish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be like "papi why July to me" ... first of all ♥♥♥♥♥ we in January
kick rocks Sep 2, 2017 @ 11:34am 
i've got 3 terabytes of 60's pre-ambient 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven't recorded an album yet and technically they're not really a band yet but they're indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90's band LFO. They only scored a hit with "I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)" but they were way ahead of their time. That's just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.
GoufBam Aug 17, 2017 @ 2:12pm 
-rep this dude has been wearing my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panties for 2 weeks
pont Oct 15, 2016 @ 11:49am 
Alright, enough is enough Trevor. I want my tonsil stones back by 4th period today or else.