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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑czar 👑but I'm also a socialist! 💟 He makes me feel safe💗!He makes me feel nationalistic💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘💘💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑

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update: still lame

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort.

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lame

DA TRU ♥♥♥♥♥ CASTLE
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dat means ur one of us now
repost this to 5 of ur fav ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or u'll be banished

kill urself :^)

You're ugly

Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ

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On July 12th, 2015, @ 4:20pm I have recieved a copypasta meme in the form of a penis on my Steam Profile.
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To resolve the problem, I would appreciate a cease and desist of using this, or any future, copypasta memes. Enclosed are copies of my records .
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To resolve the problem, I would appreciate a cease and desist of using this, or any future, copypasta memes. Enclosed are copies of my records .
I look forward to your reply and a resolution to my problem and will wait until August 1st before seeking help from a consumer protection agency or the Better Business Bureau. Please contact me at the above address or by phone at 420-069-1337.
Sincerely,
Codeine

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Re: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta memes
On July 12th, 2015, @ 4:20pm I have recieved a copypasta meme in the form of a penis on my Steam Profile.
Unfortunately, your product has not performed well because the usage of this meme has occured far too often. I am disappointed because you continue to use this stale meme.

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On Dec 31, 1969 @ 4:00pm[bought, leased, rented, or had repaired] a [name of the product, with serial or model number, or service performed] at [location, date, and other important details of the transaction].
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