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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 9:03am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 1:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 1:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 11:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:40am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:37pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 7:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 7:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 7:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 7:39am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 8:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 12:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 7:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 8:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 7:37am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 8:16am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:12am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 7:24am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 3:27pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 7:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 8:14am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 11:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 7:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:19am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 8:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 7:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:56am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 8:41am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 4:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 9:31am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 11:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 4:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:21pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 7:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 7:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 7:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 4:00pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 7:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 6:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 9:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:13pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 7:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 7:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 10:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 7:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 2:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:01am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:06am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:17pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 10:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 8:31am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 9:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:50am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:19am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:49pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:41am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:53am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 2:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 5:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 7:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 12:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 12:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:17am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 1:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 3:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 9:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 11:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 10:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:54am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 8:17am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 1:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:00am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:57am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:48am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:03pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 10:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:54am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 9:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:14am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 2:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2023 @ 6:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 7:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 11:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 12:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:35am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 6:25pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 1:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 1:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:13am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 9:44am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 6:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 7:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:35am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2023 @ 7:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:58pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 9:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 8:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 5:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 6:54pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2023 @ 6:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 7:10am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 7:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:23pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:49am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:37pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 5:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 3:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 12:35am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 1:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:08am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 7:24am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:29am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 11:16am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 8:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:11pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:15am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 6:41pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 11:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 6:46pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 11:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:16am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 8:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 1:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 7:05am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:07pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 9:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 6:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 11:16am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 11:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 9:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 7:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 1:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 10:17am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:18am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 9:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:38pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 7:06am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 6:54pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 6:56am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 9:27pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 5:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 7:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 7:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 9:09am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 8:20pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 8:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 8:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 7:24am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 7:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:00pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 11:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 9:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:58pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 3:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 12:24am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:00pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 7:46pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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