CVagts's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 6:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:55pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:01pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:52pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 29 @ 8:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:01pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:29am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 6:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 9:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:13pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 29 @ 12:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:48am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:48am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:48am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 26 @ 6:48pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 26 @ 9:08pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked May 26 @ 8:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked May 26 @ 9:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked May 26 @ 6:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked May 26 @ 9:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked May 28 @ 9:34am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked May 26 @ 8:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked May 27 @ 9:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked May 29 @ 8:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:13pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked May 29 @ 8:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:39am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:39am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:02pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked May 26 @ 6:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked May 27 @ 1:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:04pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 29 @ 12:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:58pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:57pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:12am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked May 28 @ 9:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked May 27 @ 1:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 2:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:50am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked May 29 @ 8:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:09am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:38pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:52pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:52am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:54am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:53am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 28 @ 9:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 29 @ 8:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:28am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:53am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 30 @ 8:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:40am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked May 26 @ 6:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked May 29 @ 8:50am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:59pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:25am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:01pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked May 27 @ 2:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:57pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked May 26 @ 8:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:52pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:58pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:25am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:48am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:48am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:16am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked May 27 @ 11:48am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:47am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:31am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:50am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:50am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 29 @ 1:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:01pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:40pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked May 28 @ 12:53pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:39am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:48am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:31am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:31am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:08pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:10pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked May 29 @ 2:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:29am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:56am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:19am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:28am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:34am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:18pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:36pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 4:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:17pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:31pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:13am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:18pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:07pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked May 26 @ 7:41pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:08pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:20am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:24pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:22pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:35am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:47pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:35am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Jun 3 @ 9:46pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked May 26 @ 10:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:39am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:36pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:37pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:18pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:03pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:10pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 4:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:36pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:12am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:06pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:45am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:47am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 2 @ 12:34pm