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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-♥♥♥♥♥♥
baby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA! -- Calvin

I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
-- Calvin

Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?
Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.
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when she says "i love you like a brother" but realize you're in Alabama

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DEATH TO FURRIES AND YIFF
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