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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 8.3 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: Aug 24, 2020 @ 4:49pm
Updated: Aug 25, 2020 @ 7:04pm
Product received for free

I Light my Cigar
It's a hot summer day in Florida.
It's always hot. I hate dedust and heat of Florida.
She walks into my office. Directly up to my counter, and strikes up a conversation.
She looks tired.
She'd been running around the community, avoiding the Mods.
I take a drag from the cigar.
It, held in my hand by my lifted index finger, my thumb leveraging the cigar, and my clutched middle finger.
The Mods... A vicious group of talented hackers and moderators, that have run the community.
Some benefit, others don't.
I exhale.
This community has been spiraling for a while.
We used to have a proud population of nearly 70 thousand.
Now a days, we are lucky if we can get 20 thousand people in the community.
Most moved away from this cold place to a bright and warm Global world.
I take a second drag.
What is it?
I ask.
She tells me she wants to leave this place.
She says that even though she loves this place.
The air flows out of me.
There's Nothing Left Here for me
I sigh.
I tell her, I was late here, I never saw what this community was like in it's heyday.
I admit.
There's only two reasons most people stay here.
Nothing but the bare bones of this community is original at this point.
I shift in my desk.
She begins to weep.
I take a drag of my cigar.
I admit to her the secret.
There's Only Two Reasons .....
I pause and exhale.
Why anyone comes around these parts anymore.
Her eyes light up.
She says she has to know.
The poor.
Those who can't afford the Global world.
Riddled by capitalism's cruel nature.
And.
Her breath taken aback with anticipation.
Gary.
She gasps.
It's always been Gary.
Gary is at the heart of this city, and all who want to know Gary, must pass through here.
I take one last drag.
And toss the cigar into the ashtray.
I'll Save you the Boring Details
I say as I reveal my suitcase.
Gary is enough for most people.
They'll stick through the crap in hopes of finding something in themselves with Gary.
It's enough for most people.
But it's not enough for me.
I walk to the door.
I'm leaving this town, I say.
And unless you're staying.
Well.
There's nothing more for me to come back to.
She pauses, then turns to me......
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8 Comments
family guy pro Aug 28, 2020 @ 9:31am 
sure yeah
really interesting stuff
Channel 3 Budget Broadcast Aug 28, 2020 @ 9:26am 
If you wanna know what I wrote next, check the CS: Condition Zero Review
Channel 3 Budget Broadcast Aug 28, 2020 @ 9:25am 
The point though is, it takes a lot more to run CS:GO than original counter strike (especially given how much time has passed).
Channel 3 Budget Broadcast Aug 28, 2020 @ 9:24am 
I don't know, i used to not be, but if it is now, I'll have to take that into account when I do finally review source.
family guy pro Aug 26, 2020 @ 4:56pm 
also csgo is free innit?
family guy pro Aug 26, 2020 @ 4:56pm 
oh, that's some good stuff you wrote
Channel 3 Budget Broadcast Aug 26, 2020 @ 4:22pm 
Translation: This is my first time playing counterstrike, it's sad to see the state of a once huge community. It's very barely recognizable anymore, as any server still active is heavily modded. And although steam charts claims that a lot of people are online, I presume that's due to half life and gary's mod. In fact, if you're big into Gary's mod, this game is a must have. But it seems like in some places of the world, this version is still popular, and I can imagine its because of the lack of finances. I got this game from a friend, and every so often we'll come back to play it. But that's the only reason why anyone plays this game. They can't afford Global Offense, or they are playing Gary's mod.
family guy pro Aug 26, 2020 @ 2:13pm 
bro what