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The man is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat that he sounds fat.
He has like four cats on leashes with him at all times.
He smells bad.
He prays to God every night that he will wake up not being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the next day, but God doesn't listen.
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bort has 0 points (3 Estates and 3 Curses) and took 21 turns.
pokeyartichokey has -4 points (3 Estates and 7 Curses) and took 20 turns.
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
Extra classes? Lol, no. Only 5 of the 9 classes are worthy of COMP PLAYERS
Cool maps? No. Only 3-5 select maps are worthy of COMP PLAYERS
Critical hits? No way! That would mean puny pub players might have a chance to best us! That would mean the 1400 hours we put into our chosen class will have been for nothing!
For we are COMP PLAYERS; trying to turn TF2 into CS:S since 2007.
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