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The bot movement and non existent understanding of nades and angles in the replay is hilarious :D
You are currently in the presence of a suspected Mossad operative.
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Unnaturally calm under pressure
Knows your plans before you make them
Treats small talk like an interrogation
Phone battery never drops below 92%
Do NOT:
Ask what they do for a living
Mention “just googling it”
Win an argument (you won’t)
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I invited him to my house for a CS Lan party. He said that he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him at the play “Life”.
When he came to my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slamming into my leg. And that's another story......