Just a random boop just to see if your corpse twitches. Boop boop.

https://i.imgur.com/DIjzZ25.jpeg

1984, time for the conspiracy theories on how and why you disappeared....

1,2,3,4 days missing

Happy birthday ho!

999 and counting.

777! Are we lucky enough for a comeback?!

666 days! She's a witch!!! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!!

I was told to give you a piece of my mind but I can't remove my brain so I'm not sure how I'm supposed to do that.

Paige! Where are you? A whole year has gone by. We miss you. Wake up!

And by that she means in the most lesbian way possible. That's what you get for being gone 200 days!!! >=(

And I miss you.
Like the deserts miss the rain.

You. are. a. ho. fo. sho.

PAIIIIIIIIIIGE! WHY?! ARE?! YOU?! SUCH?! A?! HOE?! WHY PAIGE WHY?!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=825896407

I'm tempted to make a sex joke about the mists being my pants but nah, why ruin this tearful reunion. XD

Now let me play that one song while you two run towards each other in slowmo.

What? You're still alive?! I could've sworn you disappeared into the mists years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

Did you just change that because I mentioned you in a video just now or you not even watch them at all?

Also 3 hours is what you call sleep?!

Duck sauce!

Witch! WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH!!!

http://www.angel-spire.com/forum/uploads/IMG28-1452605878.png

Burn her! Burn her clothes off! D:<

*sharpens my bestest witch killing stake* 646 days and counting. *glares* Only 20 more until it's official and I have to shank yo punk ass.

365!!! 365 days!!! A year!!! A whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sodding year!!! DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY PANTS OFF AND COME OVER THERE AND GIVE YOU NAKED HUGS WITH MY PENIS!!! I WILL GIVE YOU MANY NAKED HUGS WITH MY PENIS!!! >:(

300 days and counting!!! >:(

Today commemorates 200 days of you being offline. Ask me how happy I am about that. Go ahead, ask me. >:(

Damn you ho! That are games that need to be played and gossip that needs gossiped!

I unleash this upon you...!

I glare at you for being a disappearing ho!

Justin now plays the Dungeon Defenders. Go slobber all over him. I know you want to!!!

Spooooon!

All right.