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ALBATROSS Jul 14, 2024 @ 12:59pm 
The shooter missing his shot really just reminded me about how I missed my shot with you. Guess I'll be casting my ballot for my second term as your man this november.
Socks Oct 1, 2020 @ 7:50pm 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
ALBATROSS Jun 25, 2019 @ 5:59pm 
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SecretSgtAdams Oct 17, 2018 @ 8:13pm 
How to be sleezy.
ALBATROSS Oct 17, 2018 @ 6:25pm 
what did yeezy teach him
Socks Oct 19, 2016 @ 6:47pm 
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ALBATROSS Oct 19, 2016 @ 2:42pm 
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SecretSgtAdams Feb 11, 2016 @ 12:14am 
Are we fishing yet?
Socks Feb 11, 2016 @ 12:03am 
dude doesn't even know about cod -rep
Socks Dec 18, 2015 @ 5:11pm 
claimed he was my father then chased me into the woods trying to kill me -rep
Freet Jun 14, 2015 @ 1:58am 
Today i beat the iron keep and killed the pursurer in literally 1 try. I didn't get hit once and parried him like 5 times. I was level 99. #masterful
SecretSgtAdams Dec 7, 2014 @ 1:55am 
Whilst working my job as a store clerk, some schmuck from a tour agency came busting into my establish, spouting obscenties and racial slurs as he was grabbing food stuffs from the counters.
I would like to say that his manner and professionalism should be tested by his superiors seeing as how he was still in uniform.

Though, he did pay for his oreoes and potato chips with a twenty dollar bill and didn't ask for change. +rep
Socks Dec 7, 2014 @ 1:23am 
Probably the best Iowa tour guide I've ever hired, really good energy and enthusiasm. Never refused to take the tour to any given place and wasn't afraid of deviating from the routine, clearly passionate about his job.

At one point got out of the car and left for five minutes to buy oreos and potato chips -rep
SecretSgtAdams Sep 7, 2014 @ 8:43am 
just closed its eyes and let it happen +digg
ALBATROSS Sep 6, 2014 @ 11:31pm 
just closed my eyes and let it happen -rep
Socks Sep 6, 2014 @ 11:18pm 
just closed his eyes and let it happen +rep
ALBATROSS Aug 21, 2014 @ 2:21pm 
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SecretSgtAdams Jul 28, 2014 @ 6:55pm 
Acted like a good alarm clock when he played David Bowie outside my bedroom window like he was John Cusack in a trenchcoat. Loved that movie. +rep
disgruntledwombat Jun 20, 2014 @ 11:30pm 
The applause will surely shake the building to it's core. But luckily, the steel support beams were made out of Rearden metal so the building only crushed the looters in the back seats. The Academy Awards implodes from the sheer power of capitalism, and Ron Paul becomes the supreme leader in lieu of Ayn Rand
disgruntledwombat Jun 19, 2014 @ 11:17pm 
The subtitle is actually "Who is John Galt?"... This is probably the worst thing that's ever happened and I really hoped it was a joke at first, but even more I fear it will tarnish the acting legacy of our beloved Ron Paul. Namely, his tittilating appearance in Bruno. The good news is we might get to see Glenn Beck thrashing around and pretending to be relevant again, so that has to count for something
SecretSgtAdams May 4, 2014 @ 11:45am 
Wasn't afraid to inform me about setting up a camera regarding a customer who wanted that "extra mile."

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ALBATROSS May 3, 2014 @ 10:52pm 
Wasn't afraid to go the extra mile for customer satisfaction

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Freet May 3, 2014 @ 6:54pm 
Gave him a briefcase of unmarked bills and was given a brand new human kidney. Really saved me money by cutting out the middle man (pun intended). Its nice to know that there are still honest organ harvesters out there. +rep
SecretSgtAdams Jan 13, 2014 @ 11:01pm 
Managed to get my brother out of some mob trouble.
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ALBATROSS Jan 13, 2014 @ 5:45pm 
upvote, saved me 40 dollars
Bert Jan 8, 2014 @ 11:11pm 
+rep.. just a boss. traded games for his tf2 stuff.
SecretSgtAdams Nov 16, 2012 @ 10:26pm 
Hot damn, I wanna rip apart your lips and nail them to a mannequin so I can kiss them whilst you sit in a puddle of your own misery and self-loathing LIKE I HAVE FOR THE PAST YEARS.
happymeals Jul 12, 2012 @ 3:14pm 
dat avatar
Shunken May 27, 2012 @ 9:08pm 
awesome trader +rep!
ALBATROSS May 3, 2012 @ 2:09pm 
u so kewi
Freet Jul 10, 2011 @ 4:18pm 
smoke weed errday
disgruntledwombat Jul 6, 2011 @ 1:00pm 
I like tikkitz therefore I am commenting here
ALBATROSS Jul 2, 2011 @ 5:23pm 
NEVER
Oistuh Feb 12, 2011 @ 9:35am 
is amnesia a good game?
happymeals Dec 16, 2010 @ 5:52pm 
GIVE ME THING PLOZ
happymeals Dec 16, 2010 @ 5:52pm 
i DON'T LIKE
ALBATROSS Nov 16, 2009 @ 5:38pm 
Your profile is hillarious.