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Have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment from my literal beating heart to your wall. There is dead human flesh on my keyboard while I am typing this. Send help - the cops are already on their way. Distract them while I climb out the window - although that is quite hard when your intestines are in a pink basket with flowers.
Please hurry.

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

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Post this on the walls of the prettiest Girls you know...
If you get at least one back, then good job.
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iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this ♥♥♥♥. Compete with that, consoletards.