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puorg sboob ot noitacilppa ym tpecca esaelP

Please accept my application to boobs group

don't worry, i'd rather be a sink pisser than a pee sinker

+rep transgender

Im sorry.

I had a wet dream about Half-Life 3. I dreamed it was the Game Awards, and the special guest was Gabe, he was going to give a talk about video games, the Steam Machine, and all that, until Gabe sees someone cosplaying as Gordon and invites them up on stage, the guy talked about how much he loved Half-Life and how it changed his life, until Gabe and the cosplayer freeze, totally motionless, then all the lights go out, Gabe and the cosplayer completely still, pure silence, until you hear, "Mr. Freeman, we still have things to do" AND ON THE GIANT SCREEN BEHIND THEM A DOOR OPENS AND GMAN APPEARS AND TAKES FREEMAN AWAY, Gabe unfreezes and says, "Half-Life 3," AND THE HALF-LIFE 3 LOGO APPEARS ON THE SCREEN, AND EVERYONE GOES CRAZY, HISTORIC MOMENT, until I wake up with my pants completely soiled

keys

On the 12th day of Christmas LeMickey gave to me 12 excuses given 11 choked quarters 10 faked finals 9 tears to the refs 8 missed free throws 7 flops and travels 6 finals losses 5 turnovers 4 clutch checks 3 superteams 2 bailed out rings And an undeserved Mickey Mouse ring🤡🤡

you are lost

I had a coworker unironically tell me that he used to pay money to visit a secret version of 4 Chan that had better content. I asked what he meant by better content he said “ya know the real deal” he then went on a 10 minute rap about hip hop culture ruining his neighborhood, and told me hip hop needs to get back to real music like slim shady

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TFW SISSY FAPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAjc-ayhus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dKUNGfCsE

stop snaking meeee

TICKLE FIGHT!!! ahhhh ooo ahhh stopp😂😂😆😆😆ahhhh ouu ahh it tickless stopppahhhh😩😜😜😆😆🤪ahh thats the spot ahhhh stopppp🤪😩😩😝😝🥴🥴STOPP AHHH I CANT BREATHE😩😆😆😁😂AHHH STOPPUHHH😭😭🤣🤣🤣 hey i said stop😂😂 h-hey wha-what are y-🤨😣😣 omggg😖😖😖 STO-UGHHH😩✊💦🥴

The big montanator we miss you

whachu know about nana foo

larp 202 is now in session please take your seat

welcome to larp 101

can i touch you

holy stuffed crust dude, i dont know how but i managed to upload this long image! awesome sauce!

chudmade foidcel

she op on my it cuz its bussin lowkey

sick bastard

ZOMBIE VS GIRLS BOTTLE FLIP | Platabush Animation

down doot

gg

(isaac reference)

I'm going to brutally crack you until you can't walk for weeks and you need a colostomy bag

It's all in my head
It's all in my head
The things that you said
The things that you said

Get out
I don't wanna be here
Be here
Get out
I don't wanna be here
Be here

It's nice to hear you say "hello"
And "how are things with you?
I love you"

pencil cuck start prompting

ggs!

+rep altruistic and chill surv <3

guess who is baked! (hint: im baked)

had a really fun chase against this bubba! ggwp

sure 👍 i flippin love Arizona

I went to the store and all I got was this cereal box.

-rep bro jumped 12 feet just to dunk on me

May I offer you a divestment opportunity?

+rep gooner and unemployed

WE LOVE PINK

im lacin yo shi cuh

-rep gooner and unemployed

a real America First Patriot

GUYS!!! STOP IT WITH THE BULLYING!!! IT'S NOT NICE!!!