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| _ Codu _ | < THIS UGLY
|_______| SON ON A ♥♥♥♥♥
Is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Super Hot Chicks
and basically,
you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid
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| Is that true ?
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+rep good trader, pogchamp and very epic grapefruiter
signed, TOP GUN (Johnny Rico at Ram Ranch)
5/7/21
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All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people in the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.
I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA DM's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen TheFaceless popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.
*internal monologue* she is so cute i need to talk to her *end internal monologue*
Me: H-hai OwO
You: Uh.. Hi?
Me: Uh, i-i noticed you have 400 hours in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I like that game! *baka you've ruined your chances already*
You: Yeah.. Are you stalking me or something?!
Me: NO I WOULDN'T DO THAT AS I AM A TRUE GENTLEMAN. Sorry. I just thought you were quite cute based on the way you typed in that game of Rocket League earlier today. I didn't mean to scare you my lady, i just thought we could maybe play some video games together some time. You see, there aren't many girl gamers out there, and if a girl claims to be a girl gamer they usually don't even know that the main character in The Legend of Zelda is actually LINK *laughs*. I can see from your hours though that you do play video games, and good ones too! As long as you're not a guy pretending to be a girl then you seem quite awesome, and don't ask me about my experience with that -_-.
Me: Anyway, i just wanted to know if you maybe wanted to play some games with me of either 'Counter-Strike: Global Offensive', or maybe 'Rocket League'. I am Silver Elite in 'Counter-Strike: Global Offensive' and Silver III in 'Rocket League' so i could teach you how to get better. Maybe i can steam call you some time and we can have a private chat together? NOT THAT I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!
S-s-so.. What do you say? *Heart Racing*
*internal monologue* Idiot, of course she is going to say no. She is just TOO CUTE. *end internal monologue*
You: No thanks
*blocks me*
Me: I'm such a BAKA GAIJIN. Of course she would say no. She is probably already dating CHAD who doesn't even tip his fedora in her presence, and couldn't protect her with his katana if she was ever in danger. Why do girls always go for the bad guys? They just don't appreciate a true gentleman like me.
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY