>_> ..... <_< .... O_O... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? *Shifts in chair, tugging at collar* >_> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O_O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫♩ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)♬ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉtaaKKEEE ME TO CHURCH, I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES, I'LL TEL YOU MY SINS SO YOU CAN SHARPEN YOUR KNIFE, OFFER ME THAT DEATHLESS DEATH, GOOD GOD LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE (*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫♩ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)♬ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

WHAT? THAT WAS NOT ME! I WAS THE ONE WHO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU IN THE GOODTIMES PARKING LOT!

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

[Insert Stale Meme Here]

topkekky

Love you Erza <3

Jesus ♥♥♥♥ will all of you just SHUT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUTHS?!

man plz i'll get shadow on you

<3

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you two, I swear to god when I get back I'm going to destroy all of you. My notifications are blowing up.

Same. But fr off yourself.

ok im not really dead just dead inside that all

FeelsBadMan

Jesus can you two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not?

im already dead

pls die

that was uncall for * talks in sleeps *

* still knock out *

Ghost ♥♥♥

i seen too many things * drinks a bottle of beer as i pass out *

Have my sexy dragon babies?

someone fight me..... i DARE you

Stop being weird Belgian

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs:go with me (Im a global elite, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Tiger Tooth? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Yes ma'am...

o-o

YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE NEW WINDOW BELGIAN!

*SMASHES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW* Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti!

FIGHT ME ERZA! I BET YOUR WEAK ARMORS WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU!!

* drinks beer as i watch *

LOUD NOISES!

I SAID NO FIGHTING YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥!

FIGHT ME ERZA! I'LL BURY YOU 60 FEET UNDERGROUND!

<3

Oh alright. No fighting you nerd

No figthing you guys! I will not tolerate it!

well if a fight starts im watching

An attention ♥♥♥♥♥, she gets all your attention and I don't, Daddy. You said you don't play favorites. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sorry Bucket she's a what?

It's cause she's an attention ♥♥♥♥♥. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are you showing off your boobs like that? Wear a winter jacket for once in your life.

Thank you everyone for giving me time to relax! ^^ I promise I'll be on more often!

Oh hello everyone

hello

Ye, she might be on, tomorrow, still unsure