alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. pause the game ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay i need your eyes up here kitten. im putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, thats right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelize these onions these onions for her okay mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down til they're all evenly brown and sweet YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these f​uc​​king carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FU​C​KING GAME OFF