hpn
Minnesota, United States
Level
14
Years of Service
850 XP
 
 
What if you get into an accident? What if you're horribly disfigured and I have to identify you, and all that remains are your private parts? And I’m standing there, and I’m saying, "Sorry officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis." And then boom, you're buried in an unmarked grave.
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CROAKED Sep 11 @ 6:26pm 
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CROAKED Jul 3 @ 12:58pm 
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CROAKED Jul 2 @ 7:29am 
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CROAKED Jun 21 @ 6:11pm 
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CROAKED May 12 @ 2:27pm 
This man hasn't had a dry fart for 12 years. Please avoid at all cost.
9k Apr 16 @ 6:38am 
After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard D111ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy