So there I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in one hand. Ak-47 in the other. Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce. I was down to my last clip, so I yelled at Jesus from across the orphanage that I needed a melee weapon. Never have I seen a Mexican throw a Sandle so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast in my life. But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yes sir. It went down in history as the Coochie wars...

akon

daddy

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

-Rep doesnt believe in communism

If Shes 18 Im 18