After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

this user is a didy bud

ouchy...you made me shoot sticky icky glue.......

pee in me

invented the trap house as we know it

im on your doorstep,,,,,heh....if you're cold theyre cold amirite.....? ple ase let me in,,,,,,light fading,,,,,,rrrruff,,,,,

my feet are swollen and i am pregnant with our child,,,,,,come home soon....

rrrrrr ruff! let me back in the house!!!!!1!1 its cold out here!!1

GYAATTT!!!!!! ahem- sorry,,,,,,i kinda came on your doorstep.....unlock the door please!!! I wont ♥♥♥♥ the rug this time i promise!

said they were "t3h penguin 0f D00M" and blew a hole in my chest with a 12-gauge

uhhhm yeah,,,,I just creamed my jeans!.....oh man....*random horse nuzzles me* Woah! Easy girl, ahaha

top ten bjs ive ever had all came from this fella!

levanj ^^

yup....came to this +rep

thanks i stole them from the president

*kisses you* mmm oh mmm....

autism be damned my boy can grill

thanks for visiting with your husband Ren! even though he did ♥♥♥♥ in my cats litterbox. its ok me and Johnny cleaned it!

Thanks for coming to my wedding! Me and Johnny really appreciate the industrial sized lube you gifted us!

SO happy for you and Carlos <3 cant believe it's been 5 years already!

hmm... looking pretty oppy out today. better grab the piece

my breast friend

based and dirkpilled

Its so crazy dude,,,she met Carlos irl and married him....

stay away from this one... veerrrry dangerous....

my brother in arms

+rep bro is married to Strade and Ren

im robbin the store. SISTER WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ YOU ROBBIN THE STORE

My friend my friend my friend my friend

fluttershy_11 spotted

Wow you can leave voice messages now

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errrrrrrm,,,,,, my best friend

Besties

wevana

my best friend leelellelele

this gamer poops furiously when they win, +rep

lit rally bffs

you smell like you farted

very epic funni

peepee haha

a very kek man

Savage!