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Recent reviews by guesty

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2.9 hrs on record
hidden 2015 gem
Posted April 30.
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9.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
THIS. GAME. ♥♥♥♥♥.

this adopts the "bodycam" tactical shooter method of aiming and firing that makes the gunplay satisfying but not too complicated, as whats complicated is the movement, which isn't necessarily bad. though, i wish the demo had any levels good for utilizing looking up or down

what really makes this game pop as opposed to your average bodycam shooter or whatever, is the absolute style and orgasmic audio of this game, in its bleak, raw and surreal feeling. its the opposite of cruelty squad, where the gunshots rip your ears apart, and the stepping and moving is a dull note in a gunfight. the absolute raw sound of this game is what sells me, on top of its almost terrifying bleak and desolate take on public assassination. the gameplay compliments this tenfold, with just the first actual assassination feeling like a quick professional hit if you know what you're doing, or a rush job with you barely getting away.

you turn from a simpleminded cold killer into a terrified soldier berated by deafening gunfire without needing to use realistic graphics, just gray visuals, camera shake, and controls that are clean yet messy

in other words drop this game IMMEDIATELY im STARVING for more
Posted April 1.
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32.2 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
i beat the game in 8 hours yet 24 hours is my total at the time of this review, thats how much time i spent paused during grace sections
Posted March 4.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
play this game high it will be funny
Posted February 5.
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6.3 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
its nearly 3am and im writing this review cause this game is saucy and im pulling an all nighter playing it

However
this game is /incoherent/, the rhythm game modes are fun, the characters are fun, the visuals are STUNNING and blow me away with the oozing sense of style and passion

the pacing
is INSANE
i have not felt this confused about EVERYTHING in a hot minute

regardless this is a shockingly fresh breath of air amidst all the games that come out
i recommend this game, but if you dont wanna deal with the jank, give it a bit
Posted December 11, 2025.
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7.2 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
i LOOOOVVVEEEEE moons, but i can't eat them, because then I'll get CRACKED! but they're SOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOODDDD!
Posted December 8, 2025.
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3.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
bought the game, played it until about nearly 3am, woke up sick myself.

absolute peak
Posted November 26, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
4 hour story, insane replayability, if tiktok brainrot is getting to you buy this game to refresh yourself to the #leetepic era

im not kidding this game is INSANELY competent for a shooter and is alot more than just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's a fun game i spent the whole day beating
Posted April 20, 2025.
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0.5 hrs on record
the story, cutscene animation, some of the character graphics are hot dookie but the gameplay is so peak it literally does not matter
Posted November 24, 2024.
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90.6 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
"it's an ant"
"orbital strike it."
Posted February 8, 2024. Last edited February 12, 2024.
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