"September 30th, 1998...
It's a day I'll never forget.
The cop inside me died that day.
And that night, Raccoon City was wiped out. Thanks to the bioweapons created by Umbrella.
Somehow, I made it out. But too many others...weren't so lucky.

I was 'asked' later to join a top-secret government program.
Not that I had a choice.
The training, the punishing missions nearly killed me.
But at least they kept my mind off everything.

If I could just forget what happened that night, the pain—even for a second.
This time, it can be different.
It has to."

Tessa <3

ik boo i cant do it, happy with our new place in oregon but thinking we move to norway instead

Tessa <3

ik boo its just the best prices are across state, i promise the car is fixed now, we just have to stop by a store for snacks, cant b that bad tho

Tessa,

I found the parts for your PC boo for a good price but they're across state and we gotta go on another drive, u down?

lov u boo

Leon Kennedy's Crusty Dandruff,

I appreciate you emailing me during this difficult shortage of biceps to sleep on, fictional ones, that is. Seeing as you are a monarch, this decision for us to no longer have pillows is absolutely acceptable and I encourage it firmly. I am appreciative of your generosity, this will greatly change my life and the neurons deeply imbedded in my brain from severe trauma. You have healed me and I am forever in your debt, mon ami.

All the love,
Leon Kennedy's Worn Boot (the left one)

I heard you likeee.. eh, horses? Me too, I can even

NEIIIIIIIIIIIGGHGHGUGGUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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𝑀𝒴 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮
𝐵𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎💍𝓊𝓇 𝒥𝒜𝒲𝒮
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼?
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝑒𝑒𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼¿
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝐸𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽 🎀 ✷

IIII WANT A CHURCH GIRLLL THATT...

GO TO CHURCH

AND REAAAAAAAAAAAAD HERBIIIIIIIIIBLE

✷ 🎀 𝒞𝒶𝓃 𝐼 𝓅𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎🌺𝓊𝓇 𝒿𝒶𝓌𝓈
𝑀𝒴 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮
𝐵𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎💍𝓊𝓇 𝒥𝒜𝒲𝒮
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼?
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝑒𝑒𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼¿
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝐸𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽 🎀 ✷

⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀          ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄
 ⡎⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆    ⠣⠱⡀
 ⡇⢸        ⣀⠗  ⠉⠉⠁  ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱
 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄
 ⢇    ⠁                              ⠘⡄
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊  ❤ ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
     ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁    ⡜        ⠊⠁  ⢀⠜

Me-- nevermind.

NAH, ME-- nevermind.

Nah for real, me at the bottom of Leon Kennedy's bed, butt naked nothing but a chain on that drags across the floor when I crawl around, barking to wake him up cause im his personal alarm clock

the feminine urge to Leon Kennedy

the feminine urge to get on all four butt naked and bark at Leon Kennedy

BRO I STFG I'M NOT OPENING THIS DAMN PACKAGE SO YOU BEST BELIEVE ITS YOURS, MATTER OF FACT I MOVED *HOUSE* SO IT DOESNT COME BACK TO ME-- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOOKING...

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hey man! crazy story, i got sent this package? that isn't actually meant for me? dunno the guy said whoever gets it is a lucky lady so, you're welcome?

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the equestrian communety is just so smal now like evceryone keeps it privat im the only one who rides horses in my hole school srry for spelling

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (˚ˎ 。7
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  |、˜〵
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀  じしˍ,)ノ *toots back*

⠀⢀⣤⠶⠒⠲⢦⣄
⢰⡏⣡⠞⠛⠳⣦⠙⣇
⢸⣀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡄
⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⡘⢷⣄⣤⣤⠤⢤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⡶⠛⠹⡇⣀⣤⣤
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⢶⣶⣶⡶⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠳⣴⣟⠁⠀⠀⢿⣿⣤⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡾⠃⠀⣤ ⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣧⣀⣀⠀⠈⢻⣅
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠟⣀⣀⣤⣿⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⠀⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⠛⠿⠋⢹⡇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⡀⢹⡄⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⢠⡟⠁⠀⢻⣌⣿

⠀⢀⣤⠶⠒⠲⢦⣄
⢰⡏⣡⠞⠛⠳⣦⠙⣇
⢸⣀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡄
⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⡘⢷⣄⣤⣤⠤⢤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⡶⠛⠹⡇⣀⣤⣤
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⢶⣶⣶⡶⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠳⣴⣟⠁⠀⠀⢿⣿⣤⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡾⠃⠀⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣧⣀⣀⠀⠈⢻⣅
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠟⣀⣀⣤⣿⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⠛⠿⠋⢹⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⡄⠀⠀⣿⡆⣀⣤⣿⣷⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢀⣤⡟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡀⠰⣶⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣡⣾⣿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠈⣧⠀⠉⠉⠉⢹⡇⠀⢠⡿⠛⣟⢡⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⡀⢹⡄⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⢠⡟⠁⠀⢻⣌⣿

Trick or Treatin these nuts
This is Beefy Bunion to Hexagonal Hussy,

I received your recent telegram via Hermes' mail service during one of my meetings with the Greek Gods. Kind guy, google him! Anyway, as I type this, Phasmophobia is being installed into this magical box I own. I still have my keys to the van though I did leave it parked in the prison car park, my bad, can you bring it back to the main base for us all to get in?

Anyway, you are correct, October is upon us soon and it is imperative that we band together and protect the world from the weakened supernatural portal during this month. It'll be a lot of work but, what could go wrong? Easy.

I look forward to these ventures
Yours sincerely,
B U N I O N

sorry, is that THE kurtzpel player who unlocked practically everything and then the game shut down?

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣦⠌⣉⣭⣤⣶⣶⣤⣭⣉⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⠻⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡮
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⣴
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠸⣿⠟⣂⣬⢉⣍⣿⣁⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣉⣛⢋⣥⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣭⡙⠟⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣼⣿
⣏⠠⡝⢿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠉⢸⣬⣭⣅⢰⣾⣿⣿
⣿⡇  ⣤⠆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣡⠟⣿⣿⡂⢿⣿⣿
⣿⠃⣾⣿  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⣻⠿⠿⢿⠋⢙⣿⣷⠐⣾⣿⣿⠟⣂⡙⣿
⠋⠼⠟⢉⡀⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣉⣉⠻⢛⣩⣴⣿
⣷⣶⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣁⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

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is it true ur a slytherin cause meet me at the dorms tonight lets spawn in some snakes

im him i was here first on this profile im HIM

Mattress in Background Falls on Guy as He Leans Forward - 1188173

employee of the MONTH

watermelon sugar 𝓃𝓊𝓉𝓈

watermelon sugar 𝓃𝓊𝓉𝓈

I just feel like u should appreciate FNAF like I do you know what I mean like

✷ 🎀 𝒞𝒶𝓃 𝐼 𝓅𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎🌺𝓊𝓇 𝒿𝒶𝓌𝓈
𝑀𝒴 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮
𝐵𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎💍𝓊𝓇 𝒥𝒜𝒲𝒮
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼?
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝑒𝑒𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼¿
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝐸𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽 🎀 ✷

✷ 🎀 𝒞𝒶𝓃 𝐼 𝓅𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎🌺𝓊𝓇 𝒿𝒶𝓌𝓈
𝑀𝒴 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮
𝐵𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒾𝓃 𝓎💍𝓊𝓇 𝒥𝒜𝒲𝒮
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼?
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝑒𝑒𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼¿
𝒞𝒜𝒩 𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐼𝐸𝐸𝓊𝓊𝒽𝒽 🎀 ✷

⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⠅⢗⢕⠕⣠⠄⣗⢕⢕⠕⢕⢕⢕⠕⢠⣿⠐⢕⢕⢕⠑⢕⢕⠵⢕
⢕⢕⢕⢕⠁⢜⠕⢁⣴⣿⡇⢓⢕⢵⢐⢕⢕⠕⢁⣾⢿⣧⠑⢕⢕⠄⢑⢕⠅⢕
⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑
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⢠⢕⠅⣾⣿⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐
⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⠄⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔
⢕⢕⢽⢸⢟⢟⢖⢖⢤⣶⡟⢻⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣦⢤⢤⢔⢞⢿⢿⣿⠁⢕
⢕⢕⠅⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄⠛⢀⣦⠈⠛⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕
⢕⢕⠅⢓⣕⣕⣕⣕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡵⢀⢕⢕
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yo my bad

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+ rep hunts mummies with no ♥♥♥♥♥ to give

+ REP SINGS ON MY PROFILE

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ hey i got you minecraft flowers :3

happy valentines day
- secret admirer ♥

+rep eats alfredo

+rep boosted me to diamond

+rep nicest person i ever met
+rep killers are afraid of her 💀

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This is Eagle Marmalade Mammoth Aeroplane reporting to
Diddly Ingot Arnold Monster Olive Nougat ♥♥♥♥,

Weather looking good. Zeus ordered all clouds to be away so you can see the world below you on your air mobile. I also contacted several other gods to watch your plane. See you on the other side, your mission has concluded temporarily in the freedom of Murica.

Until we send you back again for permanent training!

Eagle Marmalade Mammoth Aeroplane over and out.