I do NOT recommend this game. ONE thing first.

I am a REPUBLICAN. I support the TROOPS. I bless the flag. I kiss the gravestones of the soldiers we've lost, so when this game places me directly into Gettysburg and has me finger the trinkets and accessories from the graves of this nation's greatest men, I. AM. NOT. PLEASED. Placing my fingers around these objects I don't own is much like placing an unwanted finger in the men themselves. It is a CRIME.

SECOND THING. I am a CONSERVATIVE, yet even I can't believe the frugal nature of these men that only sell metal detectors to you if they deem you of high enough "prestige". Wat the ♥♥♥♥? I am a prestigious man. I graduated from PragerU with a BACHELOR'S in COMMUNICATIONS. And frankly, I wish I had a minor in hand-to-hand combat because I wanna punch somebody after playing this game!

Thank you and goodnight!~

I do NOT recommend this game. ONE thing first. I am a REPUBLICAN. I support the TROOPS. I bless the flag. I kiss the gravestones of the soldiers we've lost, so when this game places me directly into Gettysburg and has me finger the trinkets and accessories from the graves of this nation's greatest men, I. AM. NOT. PLEASED. Placing my fingers around these objects I don't own is much like placing an unwanted finger in the men themselves. It is a CRIME. SECOND THING. I am a CONSERVATIVE, yet even I can't believe the frugal nature of these men that only sell metal detectors to you if they deem you of high enough "prestige". Wat the fuck? I am a prestigious man. I graduated from PragerU with a BACHELOR'S in COMMUNICATIONS. And frankly, I wish I had a minor in hand-to-hand combat because I wanna punch somebody after playing this game! Thank you and goodnight!~