Get shot off that wide-eyed talk
If he had a pot, he'd still piss on the sidewalk


[1:06 AM] JuiceGod: no fap since sunday
[1:06 AM] JuiceGod: smashed my girl and didnt nut either
[1:06 AM] JuiceGod: my balls hurt so bad
[1:06 AM] JuiceGod: but i feel like a man


[3:51 AM] Ca Lum: you pee sitting down
[3:51 AM] chantey: occasionally
[3:51 AM] Ca Lum: gay.
[3:51 AM] Ca Lum: I sh*t standing up in case some pee comes out


[9:33 PM] obscene: I called the big titty goth b*tch at dunkin a fat skank last time I was there
[9:33 PM] obscene: I hope she spit in my drink