Recent reviews by Cherry Hencefox

I dislike playstation very much now

you've heard of eye-candy? yes?

well, this is eye-cocaine
(i can stop staring whenever i want, i swear)

Rivals of Aether and Gangbeasts had a baby...

AND SOMEONE GAVE IT GUNS

This game is amazing, and I would STRONGLY redommend you get it! Warning - it can be addictive!

Pros:
Great graphics
Clean interface
Easy-to-use Song Editor
Leaderboards for each song

Cons:
Multiplayer is practically dead
Most workshop songs are sub-par
Audio must be converted to .ogg files before being used
Song Editor can be a little glitchy at times

9.8/10 totally worth the price

Why do you have a knife?
Such shiny

Why are you covered in blood?
Much violence

I heard moans, what did you do?
I am Doge. Let me past, hooman


*was let past*

I played the game just trying to be a friend to Emily, with no intentions of romance in mind.

0/10 had my soul crushed

With the whole universe to explore, what do I dedicate my life to?

Farming.

10/10 subliminal Stardew Valley promotion

Invaluable tips:

You can melt snow on a fire or furnace for water
You can also cook food there
Buildings are warm enough inside that you don't need a fire
Gather cloth and repair your clothing
There are wolves in the hydroelectric dam building
If it's really windy and snowy, find shelter fast
Slightly spoiled food may still be okay to eat
Really spoiled food is not
Tools wear down fast, use them sparingly
Each map is connected to other maps
Wolves like to be cuddled
They also like to tear faces off
Don't jump off of high ledges
Don't run on uneven ground

Thank me later

This game's ending fried my brain.

10/10

I join a server with low ping and a good amount of players
There are literally no resources around spawn
I run south
Still no resources
I panic
Night is already here
Everything fades to black

Fireflies appear
I run to them
Whooshing sounds fill the air
I make it just in time
The fireflies stop glowing because of my presence
Some more fireflies are nearby
I run to them
I narrowly avoid death in the darkness once again
These fireflies also stop glowing, but the other ones are back
I run back and forth between the fireflies all night long
I get notifications that the other players have been killed by darkness

I survive the night

10/10 will never see fireflies the same again