Recent reviews by CandyCaneBottles

If you're looking for an endlessly entertaining battle royal that operates off of a single dying brain cell of a wonderful Swedish company than look no further.
This game is Dumb you're a red dude flopping around like an inflatable arm flailing tubeman screaming incoherent text to speech at other strangers while blasting yourself into the air by dual wielding double barreled shotguns, as another man in a crocodile costume charges at you like an Olympic sprinter with the soul goal of poking you to death with his rapier and the words of god. It's the greatest kind of stupid.

You can download it for free and games are snappy and quick, you can not only respawn but get revived by your teammates, and you can be armed with a wide variety of weapons and mystical blessings.

I enjoyed how the movement felt responsive and clean. Sprinting down a road before leaping and sliding through a window, landing in a room, looting everything inside, and blasting the guy behind you with a revolver equipped with a 30ft barrel has never felt better.

download it, try it, its free, YOU LOOSE NOTHING, AND GAIN FUN!

With that being said I have some complaints about the shooting range.
I use the Shooting range to mess around with loadout combinations in a controlled space. As far as that goes, its missing many features. First, you can't replenish ammo, if you're out you have to quit and relaunch it. Second, you can't see the test dummies health bars. There is a blessing but that takes up one of your three slots meaning you have to sacrifice one of your blessings. Third, The samurai's are beyond useless because they can kill you and two hits, and if they beat you but not kill you? you can't get yourself back up and are forced to quit out and relaunch it. There is no revive or suicide button, and there is no god mode. I would love to summon the 500 hp samurai to test out hire damaging weapons with but they just kill you before you can do any damage to them. Its a downright infuriating place that fails at being a controlled space for testing. I would love to see it improved because otherwise? this game is absolutely amazing! Give TABG a shot.

the game is fun but tends to repeat itself and there isn't enough here to make me want to seriously recommend this game to people

first the micro transactions: 10 dollars to redesign your character and for underwear...

rebirths should be free and you should be able to have more that 1 character to start with

all the prices are way to high right now and are really dumb this game is in early access! its not even finished

also the PvE side gets boring because every mission is a boss fight and there is little to no coherent story.

im saddened thinking about what it was... it was good... a very good game with dedicated fans and i was getting into it as well i became part of the fan base and then... my computer broke so i watched from an ipad the news a little fly on the wall... i saw it go down hill falling apart bit by bit crumb by crumb and i didnt know about the consel port and it was a restrictive nightmare... geting a new computer i checked the pc version... all the little fly saw was a dead empty corpse that was hawken... im sad... so so sad to see what it turned into! it could have been great but than it was taken apart slowly but surely... to this... a dead corpse of what it once was