Manic pixie soldier main looking to steal your medic gf for her sapphic awakening.

Socially awkward STEM cryptid who should probably be doing something more productive, but making mediocre men angry in video games is my kink.

Loud and inclusive lipstick lesbian. 🌈Celebrate love, fight hate. The revolution is intersectional.

I am the biggest sucker for moody women with guitars.

I feed stray animals and pyros.

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pinkprinnypower : randy candy got real high
pinkprinnypower : fragged the boys and made them cry
CandyQueen : <3
CandyQueen : that one's going on the wall
CandyQueen : hmm I need to make a wall

Dr. Alucard : candy get your sweet ass back in the spawnroom and cook me up a teleporter
crunkle : dude no
crunkle : she's the kind of person to put the exit on a cliff because you said that
*DEAD* crunkle : she's got that mad psycho ex energy going on
mid vicious : no she gonna put it facing away from the enemy spawn door

*DEAD* (\> V. R. - S c h i z o </) : holy s**t
(\> V. R. - S c h i z o </) : triple rocket jump into med pick
misscreant : she rocket tuah jumped on that thang

Chappy : candy, are you real? like are you trans? because I only date real girls
Luna (she/her) : what a transphobic thing to say
CandyQueen : I get asked that a lot irl, but no, I'm just really tall
Chappy : oh so there is a chance then
CandyQueen : no chance. chuds get blocked. Luna can slide into my dms, though
Chappy : luna, girl, let me have some of those meds please
Luna (she/her) : hands off my titty skittles and my queen, bigot

pickleback : f**k your b***h a** crockets w***e
CandyQueen : gaben willed it my dude
CandyQueen : my rockets are just a vessel for gaben to work his wrath
CandyQueen : through random crits
Peach Cobblestoner : His will be done!

This Rice Cooking : most girls I see play medic or engineer
*DEAD* CandyQueen : playing engie makes me frustrated when things break
*DEAD* CandyQueen : and playing medic makes me rage at unaware teammates
This Rice Cooking : so what does playing as soldier make you then?
CandyQueen : horny mostly *^_^*

*DEAD* Megamind : where tf is candyqueen coming from
Phawphul : from the top of the leader board obvi
Samuel17 : the candythrone, duh

Hellbraiser : yo this girl Candy Queen for real?
Sapporo : wym
Hellbraiser : she talks mad s**t but with a voice like that?
Sapporo : lol no she's good. just watch
Sapporo : she can be a bit much sometimes though
Sapporo : like a trainwreck in fast motion

Novacane : candyqueen i wish you nothing but the worst
Novacane : candyqueen your positivity disgusts me
*DEAD* CandyQueen : and your hate arouses me
*DEAD* Novacane : wait
*DEAD* Novacane : i think im in love

La chica rana : Wait a minute, candy... You're not a real queen at all
prosciutto : she is a royal b***h though

indigo : Candy Queen why are your item names all so horny?
Candy Queen : because sex positive women make some people irrationally angry
Engie GAINS : f****ng gooner w***e
Candy Queen : ESPECIALLY when they get fragged and taunted on by that woman lol
*DEAD* Engie GAINS : F**K YOU F*****G WORN OUT B***H
indigo : Oh like him. I get it now

LinksGayAwakening : candy f**k you and your medic girlfriend
Candy Queen : what? oh she's not my gf, we just met :D
Luna : yeah we're just good friends
Candy Queen : we're just roommates, dad!
LinksGayAwakening : looks pretty gay to me from where I'm at
Candy Queen : I mean
Luna : we could be
Candy Queen : we might be
Luna : i love you
Candy Queen : I love you girl
Desmo : will you two shut up
LinksGayAwakening : wait, no. I need this.
LinksGayAwakening : I need to know if they kiss

hank underhill : all gay soldier main know is click feet, bomb hot medic and die

feral : candy I need you to know
feral : I would eat whatever I'm allergic to just to make my throat tighter for your strap
White Noise : username checks out
White Noise : but also mood

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