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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 10:25am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 4:09pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 6:55am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked Jun 10, 2019 @ 5:06pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked Jun 10, 2019 @ 10:25pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 1:41pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 7:23am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 5:10am

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked Jun 17, 2019 @ 3:26pm

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 7:38am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 5:58am

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked Aug 3, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked Aug 22, 2019 @ 12:41pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked Jun 20, 2019 @ 7:39am

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked May 7, 2021 @ 5:22am

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 7:23am

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked Feb 8, 2020 @ 3:09am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked Jun 10, 2019 @ 3:23pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 3:38am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked Jun 12, 2019 @ 6:19am

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 8:47am

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked Jun 19, 2019 @ 4:35pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked Jun 10, 2019 @ 8:23am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked Aug 9, 2019 @ 10:20am

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 10:25am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked Jun 10, 2019 @ 11:04am

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked Oct 31, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked Aug 1, 2020 @ 11:27am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked Aug 8, 2019 @ 11:03am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 6:25am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked Apr 4, 2022 @ 8:24am

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked Jun 11, 2019 @ 12:32pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked Aug 5, 2020 @ 12:27pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked Sep 17, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked May 1, 2021 @ 6:09am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 11:26am

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked Sep 21, 2020 @ 7:03am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked Jun 18, 2019 @ 8:39am

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked Jun 22, 2019 @ 5:05am

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked Jul 31, 2020 @ 4:12pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked Jul 31, 2020 @ 5:28pm

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked Sep 19, 2020 @ 9:02am

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked Jun 24, 2019 @ 6:58am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 2:05pm

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 2:55pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked Aug 16, 2019 @ 12:45pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 2:53pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 4:17am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked Aug 5, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Aug 3, 2019 @ 3:46pm

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Aug 22, 2019 @ 12:30pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 2:49pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 4:09am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked Aug 3, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 7:49am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 7:45am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 4:14am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked Jun 9, 2019 @ 4:09pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked Jun 20, 2019 @ 7:39am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:06pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Aug 4, 2020 @ 11:05am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked Aug 3, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked Jun 26, 2019 @ 10:40am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked Jul 26, 2019 @ 2:17pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked Oct 31, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 7:12am

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 4:01am

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked Aug 5, 2020 @ 2:30pm

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:43pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 5:21pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 6:26pm

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 5:15am

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 7:56am

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 7:53am

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked Aug 6, 2020 @ 7:56am



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
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