🌂 balancing my hand, 🍆 cuba attached my crayons 🐝 before my gravel 🔋
Brooklyn Aquarium, special exhibit: boids of da wattah
🤓 Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion. -- Oscar Wilde 😭 Simon: "She's just a kid. She just... wants to be a kid." 😫 It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together. -- Washlesky 😴 "You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrity to defend. But you must defend it nobly, not by imitating his own low behavior. If you are gentle where he is rough, if you are polite where he is uncouth, then he will recognize you as potentially worthy. If he does not, then he is not a master, after all, and you may feel free to kick his ass." -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume" 🤔 "There... I've run rings 'round you logically" -- Monty Python's Flying Circus 😷
The all-softening overpowering knell, The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell. -- Lord Byron
😚 No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpock. Well *technically* they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops. (Eric) 😲 If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong. 😬 Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9 😩 Nostalgia is living life in the past lane. 😪
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
🤑 Machine-Independent, adj.: Does not run on any existing machine. 🙄 It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps. 🙄 A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses" 😷 In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he? 😶
Who will take care of the world after you're gone?
😘 <knghtbrd> eek, not another one... <knghtbrd> Seems ever developer and their mother now has a random signature using irc quotes ... <knghtbrd> WHAT HAVE I STARTED HERE?? 🤒 "Ah, " said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of. " 😍 If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. - Woody Allen 🤥 Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle. 🤕
If I *heeded* all the advice I've had over the years, I've have written 18 books about Rincewind. (alt.fan.pratchett)
😵 meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem. 😩 Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. -- Don Herold 🤑 Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -- Euripides 😯 Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one thing that keeps men ahead of them. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3 😲 Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ? -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto" 🙁
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa the Greek
🤗 All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... Although I don't know WHY!! 😬 How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? -- Charles de Gaulle 🙂 Wash: "Didn't want you taking off without me. In fact, didn't want you taking off at all. Thought I might take this run instead. Me and the Captain."
Mal: "The Captain who's standing right here telling you that's not gonna happen?"
Wash: "Well, it's a dangerous mission, sir. I can't stand the thought of something happening that might cause you two to come back with another thrilling tale of bonding and adventure. I just can't take that right now." 😱 XIIdigitation, n.: The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" 🤧 First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2 😪 The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go. A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round. Usurper. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses" 😫 The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. -- Sir George Jessel 😭 Peter: Hey, what's your friend's name? Al Gore: Dick Armey. Peter: [laughs] No, seriously, what is it? Al Gore: [beat] ... Dick Armey. Peter: [bursts out laughing] Hey, Armey, what's your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard? [continues to laugh] Al Gore: [laughs] Oh, I just got that. 😚
Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representation of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation of anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting upright in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously. -- Richard Schickel
😙 * JHM wonders what Joey did to earn "I'd just like to say, for the record, that Joey rules." -- Seen on #Debian 😗 Bubble Memory, n.: A derogatory term, usually referring to a person's intelligence. See also "vacuum tube". 🤣