Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 4:21am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 4:55am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 4:58am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 7:36am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 8:09am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 12:49am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 12:52am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 2:24am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 2:57am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 3:08am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 4:31am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 6:41am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 6:49am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 7:40am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 4:26am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 4:44am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 5:41am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 7:03am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 2:05am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 7:39am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 11:27am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 11:45am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 11:21pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 4:38am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2014 @ 6:03am

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 3:00am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 5:05am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 7:07am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 7:35am

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 7:14am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked Jun 21, 2014 @ 7:35am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 6:58am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 7:29am

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 11:33am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 11:38am

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2014 @ 11:17am



Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.