My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it

My tears of lust shine like the sun, our love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps

My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along

Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain

Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I'll cut your name upon my ass

Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz

Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate
Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain

Woah Woah etc.

＜￣｀ヽ、　　　　　　　／￣＞
　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　/´
　　　ゝ、　`（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
　　 　　>　 　 　,ノ
　　　　　∠_,,,/´”
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A LENNYBIRD
THIS RARE BIRD IS TO BE
COPY'D AND PASTED ON THE PROFILES OF FELLOW GAMERS
GAMERS UNITE

SHALOM!

מה פאקינג אמרת עלי עכשיו, יא בן זונה? תדע לך שהצתיינתי בכיתה שלי בחיל הים, והייתי מעורב במספר פשיטות חשאיות על אל-קאעידה, ויש לי יותר מ-300 הרוגים מוודאים. אני מאומן בלחימת גורילה ואני הצלף הבכיר בכל הכוחות המזוינים של ארה"ב. אתה כלום בשבילי חוץ מלהיות רק עוד מטרה. אני אמחק אותך מהפאקינג קיום בדייקנות שכמותה לא הייתה בהיסטוריית כדור הארץ הזה, זכור את פאקינג דבריי. אתה חושב שאתה יכול להגיד לי את החרא הזה דרך האינטרנט? תחשוב שוב, אידיות. ממש כעט אני יוצר קשר עם רשת המרגלים הסודית שלי ברחבי ארה"ב וה-IP

You live in abject poverty.

- rep martian manpedo

lol so bad

sock

so verbose... insane wisdom that has to be proven to strangers online : )

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p84xMCmXnEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

little little man blocking people : )

i know you cant understand english since its not pajeet or whatever chicken vindaloo speak you use but can you stop deleting comments on your profile to hide your shame

you have done it more than once so im beginning to suspect as such yes

TYBG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyops3UGr4

lol you're mad i think

no you used "your" instead of "you're" you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmao

"thinking your tough shjt" hey buddy i think you got so mad you forgot how to properly write!

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/toughguys

if you want to larp as a white intellectual it might be a good idea to not spends 1000s of hours in multiple videogames over 7 years

why do you write this affectatious nonsense and then instantly delete it

the person here [ https://avatars.steamstatic.com/219bc61a47880ce803510f6b0813c5e19505c18e_full.jpg ] is not EA, just so you know, EA is probably from Portugal and currently lives in France

you smell like curry

Real arians? :pfff: Guaranteed whiter than you, you mixed race thing. If I'd shave my legs, I'd light up a room, that's how white my skin is. My DNA is pure, I've got blue eyes and a triple digit IQ. You sound pretty hateful and ret@rded and to be honest, sounds like the 'njggers' you talk about violated you in some way (no shame no shame).

Perhaps I need to contact your wagecuck cubicle work place, tell your pakistani boss about your extra-curricular activities. Sure he'll appreciate your sentiments and you'll be getting back to 250 hours past two weeks in no time.

putrid beams

sniffle and sos

you ever mess with my brooowder again ey?

i'll do you ey...

heyo ^.^; I'd like to invite you to my new FC: MEN ONLY. This is an FC for IRL men only and all girls in the FC will be permabanned if found out. We like to do all types of content, especially political discussions. Throw me a tell for more info!

-rep pedo

the george society

ayo whats good my slime, heard you want to see some ♥♥♥♥ shii haha i got you https://images.cults3d.com/z_yZ8vLJCX1Baoas38B4mzWHlkM=/516x516/https://files.cults3d.com/uploaders/15364219/illustration-file/ea0d2af3-9cb5-4676-afff-9aa06305834e/gabriel-meyer-naruto.jpg (on the realness scale, why does pokemon nardo go so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard though??)...

hey, just letting you know there's a sale on for Gucci cardigans, maybe 5% percent off! I got my lewis vetton cardigan for only $500, maybe you can get your Gucci cardigan for even less!

what colour is your cardigan? is it multi coloured?

when ur cold ill take off my multi coloured cardigan and wrap it around ur shoulders to keep u warm

we can also kiss while im wearing my cardigan

socks

cheese socks

Takeru please tie noose you complete and utter fąggot, your parents must be devastated seeing what their child turned into you're not human anymore

The absolute clown shoes on this guy, wanna talk about me playing TF2 too much. You have almost five times my total play-time.

Massive cope over here.

I was enjoying that game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's not my fault you accused a demoknight of hacking.

Heyo. Just wanted to stop by and say hi. Looked at some of your reviews and had a laugh at some of them. Also I has question. May I friend you or nah? I left a friend request just in case. If you don't want to, then that's fine, I understand. I just wanted to get to know you, and play games with ya, as I have plenty as well. That's all. If you decide to friend me, then my discord name is stevejones#6669 if you have discord anyway, as that's my main place where I just chat with others, since Steam DMs gives me sussy vibes (which is why I don't like people friending me on Steam instead of the other way around unless I know them from discord). Apologies for the long message.

You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment

Nah. Didn't read.

As for fungus. Keeping toe nails short and drying between your toes plus regularly changing your socks, at least once a day or more if you have sweaty feet will help keep fungus away. Always remember to clean under your nails too, especially if you keep them painted as this can hide dirt under the nails.

Cartman meets Cupid Me at a gay bar to ask him for help, and Cupid Me agrees but insists on having a date with Cartman as payment. Tweek apologizes to Craig for making him appear to be manipulative but Craig rejects his idea to pretend to get back together. Thomas becomes willing to accept his son thanks to a love arrow shot by Cupid Me, and encourages Craig to be gay and gives him money. Tweek and Craig reunite and begin holding hands together in public and playing games together, bringing joy back to the town. Meanwhile, Cartman has his date with Cupid Me, which involves a massage in his bed. As Cupid Me attempts to molest Cartman, Cartman is revealed to be alone in his bathroom masturbating.

When Randy calls Chinese President Xi Jinping to ask for clarifications about yaoi, the Chinese President angrily replies that the Japanese, not Chinese, do this and begins ranting about the rape of Nanking. As Thomas turns to alcohol, Randy tells him that he has no control of whether or not Craig is gay: it is the Japanese who make those decisions and they even got away with "raping Don King"; at the same time, Kyle explains to Stan and several other students what yaoi really is. Craig convinces Tweek to announce that they are gay and then stage a fake breakup in order to put the matter to rest. Initially reluctant, Tweek gets carried away with the performance, portraying himself as the wronged party. Craig becomes massively unpopular, with yaoi artists getting even more inspired by Tweek's heartbreak.

At Whole Foods, Craig's father Thomas is congratulated for Craig being gay, but he is unwilling to accept this. At Tweek's home, Tweek's parents celebrate and accept his gay status by rewarding him with money. As Cartman ponders the relationship of Tweek and Craig, he starts fantasizing again about his Cupid-like alter ego Cupid Me (last seen in "Cartman Finds Love"). Cupid Me visits Craig in his sleep and shoots him with a love arrow to help with their relationship. Cupid Me then begins to express his homosexual feelings for Cartman, who rejects him. The next day at school, the growing tension between Tweek and Craig leads to them fighting, but it is dismissed as a lovers' quarrel, and they are given money and dismissed without punishment.

PC Principal and Wendy host an assembly to introduce students to the Asian art of yaoi, which has increased due to the influx of Asian students. The pictures shown are all manga-style drawings of Tweek and Craig engaged in homoerotic and homosexual activity, and the gang is confused at this. Tweek and Craig are brought in to Principal's office where they both assert that they are not gay, but Principal tells them that if there is a relationship between them, they must have affirmative consent. Stan talks with his father Randy about his confusion over who "the Asians" arbitrarily decide to portray as gay in yaoi. Randy, who knows nothing about the topic but is desperate to appear politically correct, comes to the conclusion that Asians are allowed to decide who is actually gay or not. Meanwhile, Randy is thrilled at the appearance/coming out of the closet of the "gay couple", citing the Whole Foods Market in town as part of the reason.

And secondly, I think it’s the way she just kind of shoved them in Gojo’s face and had this, “You better measure my feet” energy about her. She got all dommy and demanding, and when you get that way, how can you refuse her feet afterwards. Femdom and feet go so well together.
So yes, I’m in love with Marin, and it’s so upsetting that girls like her don’t exist. She will always be my virtual waifu, and never real. Man…life sucks…
What do you think of Marin’s feet? Are you into feets? Are you watching My Dress-Up Darling? Tell us in the comments.

Now if I’m being honest, I don’t think I just happened to wake up and become a person who loves feets after watching episode 2 of My Dress-Up Darling, but man does Marin feet look sexy as ♥♥♥♥. But I feel like there were a lot of variables that went into me liking the feet scene and actually finding it hot. One, Marin feet was drawn to perfection, emphasis on drawn. Our disgusting human feets can’t just be drawn to our liking, we either have to work for it, or be lucky. And even if you work to have beautiful feet, if your feet are just naturally ugly, you’re still ♥♥♥♥ out of luck.

We starting talking and obviously as a straight guy I had some questions. I like to learn about others experiences from the person.

He asked me if I've ever gotten a bj from a guy. I said no and he asked me if I wanna try it. Ill admit I've thought about it once or twice but never done it. So we set up a time to try this out.

He came over and we talked for a bit. He was nice. He reassured me that I didn't have to do it. Im always down for new experiences. He then went down and went to town. It was by far the best blowjob I've ever gotten hand down. I came in his mouth and then we did some review. I asked him if I tasted good and he told me I had a nice ♥♥♥♥ and he loved the taste. That was pretty uplifting. Then we talked some more then he left.

I don't think I'm gay and I'm pretty confident of my sexuality. But now I'm sitting here a little different. I don't know how to explain it. But I had to tell someone so I'm telling all of you.