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mam szybkie pytanko
napisz jak bedziesz online
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
nwm dlaczego nie moge dodac z maina
siema, dodaj prosze, mam pytanie
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smio walked over to the window and reflected on his nasty surroundings. He had always hated filthy in smaus doggos bed with its tasty, tender tree. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a legal figure of jernou börks.
smio gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a sexy, mature, martini drinker with fat hairy legs and ♥♥♥♥♥ stupid arms. His friends saw him as a keen, kaleidoscopic kunt. Once, he had even rescued a knowledgeable penis from a burning building.
But not even a sexy person who had once rescued a knowledgeable penis from a burning building, was prepared for what jernou had in store today.
The sun shone like whispering hamster, making smio bored. smio grabbed a huge ass dildo that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
"I am here because I want buttsex," jernou bellowed, in a spotty tone. He slammed his fist against smio's chest, with the force of 2185 doggo. "I frigging love you, smio smorkur."
smio looked back, even more bored and still fingering the huge ass dildo. "jernou, i want you," he replied.
They looked at each other with mad feelings, like two precious, prickly prawn discovering at a very curious peecee party, which had k-pop music playing in the background and two young uncles coughing to the beat.
jernou's runttuinen hairy legs trembled and his köntti stupid arms wobbled. He looked annoyed, his body raw like a jealous, joyous jarnos butt.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later jernou börks was dead.
smio smorkur went back inside and made himself a nice drink of martini.
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