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Post this on the walls of the 12 fattest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're huge. ..
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⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⣶⣦⣶⣤⣤⣤⣦⣶⣴⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣧⠀⢸⡫⠉⠛⠿⢿⠿⠛⠉⠝⣂⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⡇⠀⢹⣷⣤⣤⣄⣼⣦⣤⣤⣾⡟⠈⢸⣿⣿
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repost this if you remember the 9/11 attacks and remember the fallen americans that have died on that day
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│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ A ℋappy 2011 ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
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Zieh' mir was Besond'res an
Es ist nicht zu glauben
Da man so gut ausseh'n kann
Ich tanz' auf der Straße
Lach' den Menschen ins Gesicht
Alles denkt, ich bin verrückt
Denn sie wissen nicht
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Yet, Charles Martel gathers the disheartened Frankish army for one last stand at the city of Tours.
Moslem horses, bred for speed and beauty, begin to splash across the Vienne River. Martel’s knights and swordsmen, trudging under the weight of iron mail, struggle to interpose themselves between the Moslems and the city of Tours.
Carrion birds circle in the air, anticipating the savagery to come. The rest of Europe watches anxiously, for this is the climax of the Moslem invasion and the last stand of Christian Europe.
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JERRY
What’s the the problem with the
minimalism? You know, if you enjoy
being around alcoholics, I’m gonna
go ahead and never return that
dog.
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INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - DAY
JERRY and ELAINE are carrying leaves in their hands. He tries
to grab a door and she imitates the door.
JERRY
He slams his hand on the door. KRAMER enters dancing with
garbage.
KRAMER
Hey hey hey, great idea for a big
sponge: Make it so large you think
it’s got a fat clock in the
middle.
JERRY
(takes off his bones)
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INT. MONK’S CAFE - DAY
George is wearing a $20 hat that says “Hello to Horse.”
GEORGE
I’m kinda like the captain of
hygiene.
2.
ELAINE
Right now I want to find someone
who doesn’t believe George is back
from the bathroom.
GEORGE
(takes the garbage and moves
back)
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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